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   messageicon Hey girl with 40,000 tweets and 14 followers, I'm guessing you should probably shut the f$ck up.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need more propeller hats
←Rate | 07-04-2012 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're getting older when you would rather ignore someone, so you don't have to go through the trouble of disposing their body...
←Rate | 07-06-2012 00:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A picnic is a great way to see what all the foods you love would taste like if you added ants.
←Rate | 07-07-2012 18:54 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 09:35 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, DirecTV? Ummm...now that Viacom is being asses, can we have G4 back? Sincerely, 90% of your customers who DON'T care about the so called MTV showing 16 & Pregnant
←Rate | 07-11-2012 02:54 by @DJShocker69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wal*Mart now offers psychiatric treatment. I got out of there quick. I used the 10 issues or less line.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 07:24 by Thumbelino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, congress isn’t taking the end of “Breaking Bad” very well at all.
←Rate | 10-02-2013 02:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon CNN poll: 17% of Americans view North Korea favorably... CBS poll: 9% of Americans approve of Congress.... Hmm
←Rate | 10-02-2013 17:38 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that in a movie, the good guy can take on three bad guys and get a hell of a beat down without batting an eye, but in the next scene he will wince when the woman tries to dress his wounds?
←Rate | 10-07-2013 18:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No Nike. I'm tired. You do it. I'll get the next one!
←Rate | 11-05-2013 12:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some play hard to get, I play hard to want
←Rate | 11-14-2013 21:08 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: PETA releases shock video of tiger, caught by toe, being detained despite hollering.
←Rate | 11-28-2013 01:50 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Haven't seen a Marilyn Monroe quote in a while. I hope she's okay.
←Rate | 11-27-2014 01:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really love it when a hot girl winks at me with both eyes.
←Rate | 11-27-2014 01:50 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This is groundbreaking stuff." - Inventor of the shovel
←Rate | 12-27-2014 07:10 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you matured and made changes in Your life, you made a "180"....not a DAMN "360." A "360" means the same Degree of Stupidity..
←Rate | 02-01-2015 09:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage
←Rate | 03-27-2015 12:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Earth revolves around the Sun at a speed of 18.5 miles/sec and spins on its axis at 1,040 mph. So yeah, I got some exercise today.
←Rate | 05-02-2015 21:24 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I could run away from my problems like Mayweather did.
←Rate | 05-03-2015 02:22 Comments (0)  



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