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My wife is so fat she speaks in surround sound!! 
snowed inn with his family a loaf of bread and 3 fish...uh what was that recipe again Jesus?
BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat joins LeBron James.
hates it when old relatives come up to you at weddings and say, "You'll be next, dear". I'm sure they wouldn't be too impressed if I started saying that to them at funerals.
FML! Met this hot guy at a bar last night.... All I can say is they weren't magically delicious.
Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in company fridge. Today I had a prawn sandwich named Kevin.
Hey people going to church, the gym or eating plants; Please keep it to yourself and stop telling us about it all the time.
Last I checked, the Confederate flag turned white.
Someone just told me that thw word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy?
can now be brought to you in HD.
counting the number of friends who remind him that it's Friday.
If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head
There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.
I would get your number but I already got it off the bathroom wall.
REMEMBER KIDS: It's not gay if it's for meth.
Why doesn't Mitt's wife want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house
making babies
Don't tease fat girls, elephants never forget...
Quick cooking question...after I boil the vegetables...what do I do with the leftover wheelchairs?
If white privilege exists, then why did Senator Warren have to pretend to be an Indian? 