Funny Status Messages

   I changed the name of my hard drive to 'that thang,' so once a month, my computer asks me if I wanna back that that thang up.

   Ok, who slipped me the laxatives?

   you can always tell someone who just started rooting for the Steelers, they never know how bout the "H" in Pittsburgh

   i didn't know that your favorite sport is Social Climbing.

   Dress the way you want to be Addressed

   If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

   If you love me, let me know. If not, please take the $20 and finish the job.

   The Packers beat the Bears, I guess hunting season is officially over.

   The condoms I use are so sensitive... They hang around to cuddle and talk to the chick 45 minutes after I leave.

   The Arabian gas station attendant was closing the store when I pulled up. While I was pumping gas, he came outside and was shaking the welcome mat. I asked "What's wrong?... It won't start?

   Lock up your young daughters Roethlisberger will be out celebrating!!

   Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're f*cked.

   Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.

   the jets havent even made it to the runway lolz.. .

   ♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫Sorry iv forgot the words :o)

   Facebook - one more way my mother can make sure I haven't died in the past 24 hours...

   Somewhere Brett Favre just throw his remote at a tv....and it was intercepted..

   Few things are as attractive as a slightly pudgy middle-aged man in a Star Wars shirt. - observations from my mirror

   Getting really sick of making my own sandwiches

   its a beautiful day in Mr. rodgers neighborhood.. .