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Gas stations need to have a happy hour..
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03-15-2011 11:28 by
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Surviving this massive amount of "family time" by pretending they are mental patients and I'm their case manager.
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11-25-2010 09:38 by
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Alright, who left the bag of idiots open..
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11-10-2010 14:28 by
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Somthing always tells me, be camera ready when I go into Walmart..
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11-12-2010 12:07 by
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First the doctor gave me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me..
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01-01-2011 14:04 by
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Remember as we are planing for our tomorrows, our brave soilders are giving theirs today.. Have a safe an wonderful Memorial weekend everyone!!
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05-27-2011 09:03 by
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Satan called, he wants his weather back..
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07-21-2011 09:01 by
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planning to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday. Maybe I should be a politician..
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11-02-2010 17:51 by
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How many Snickers are an acceptable meal replacement?
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10-31-2010 13:47 by
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I've been calling this random number asking for John all day with diffrent voices.. When I get home I'm going to call him back and say "this is John, do I have any messages"..
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04-01-2011 13:33 by
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Guess we should have been more specific about wanting a government shake up..
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08-23-2011 17:45 by
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Live,Laugh, Love if that doesn't work- Raise, Aim and Fire..
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03-31-2011 15:29 by
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Next time someone tells you that you look familiar,tell them you wore a condom!
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02-11-2011 21:54 by
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If you want bright eyed and bushy tailed, go chase a squirrel!
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01-24-2011 12:19 by
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Nothing says your celebrating the birth of are Nation, like the smell of Gunpowder and Beer..
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07-03-2010 13:14 by
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If I were you, I'd get a helmet and some crayon's and call it a day..
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03-03-2011 19:11 by
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X Did you Just say somthing, or did your brain fart..
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09-23-2010 06:30 by
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An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
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02-09-2011 12:29 by
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When in doubt, whip it out..
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09-15-2010 12:30 by
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The only Royal Crown I'm interested in at 4am is some Crown Royal..
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04-28-2011 18:09 by
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