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   messageicon Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
←Rate | 01-24-2011 09:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man that Bears loss hurt me more than my divorce
←Rate | 01-24-2011 09:43 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that 'Go Hang A Salami' is 'I'm A Lasagna Hog' backwards?... ^_^
←Rate | 01-24-2011 08:18 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer extreme follow the leader :)
←Rate | 01-24-2011 08:15 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I changed the name of my hard drive to 'that thang,' so once a month, my computer asks me if I wanna back that that thang up.
←Rate | 01-24-2011 08:07 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, who slipped me the laxatives?
←Rate | 01-24-2011 06:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can always tell someone who just started rooting for the Steelers, they never know how bout the "H" in Pittsburgh
←Rate | 01-24-2011 04:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i didn't know that your favorite sport is Social Climbing.
←Rate | 01-24-2011 03:16 by JRhyan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dress the way you want to be Addressed
←Rate | 01-24-2011 03:12 Comments (2)  


   messageicon If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
←Rate | 01-24-2011 01:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love me, let me know. If not, please take the $20 and finish the job.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 23:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Packers beat the Bears, I guess hunting season is officially over.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 23:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The condoms I use are so sensitive... They hang around to cuddle and talk to the chick 45 minutes after I leave.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 22:29 by wch Comments (6)  


   messageicon The Arabian gas station attendant was closing the store when I pulled up. While I was pumping gas, he came outside and was shaking the welcome mat. I asked "What's wrong?... It won't start?
←Rate | 01-23-2011 22:20 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Lock up your young daughters Roethlisberger will be out celebrating!!
←Rate | 01-23-2011 22:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're f*cked.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 21:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (2)  


   messageicon Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 21:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon the jets havent even made it to the runway lolz.. .
←Rate | 01-23-2011 21:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫Sorry iv forgot the words :o)
←Rate | 01-23-2011 20:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook - one more way my mother can make sure I haven't died in the past 24 hours...
←Rate | 01-23-2011 20:49 Comments (0)  



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