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Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
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01-24-2011 09:57
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Man that Bears loss hurt me more than my divorce
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01-24-2011 09:43 by
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Did you know that 'Go Hang A Salami' is 'I'm A Lasagna Hog' backwards?... ^_^
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01-24-2011 08:18
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Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer extreme follow the leader :)
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01-24-2011 08:15 by
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I changed the name of my hard drive to 'that thang,' so once a month, my computer asks me if I wanna back that that thang up.
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01-24-2011 08:07 by
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Ok, who slipped me the laxatives?
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01-24-2011 06:41
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you can always tell someone who just started rooting for the Steelers, they never know how bout the "H" in Pittsburgh
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01-24-2011 04:58
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i didn't know that your favorite sport is Social Climbing.
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01-24-2011 03:16 by
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Dress the way you want to be Addressed
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01-24-2011 03:12
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If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
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01-24-2011 01:08
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If you love me, let me know. If not, please take the $20 and finish the job.
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01-23-2011 23:45
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The Packers beat the Bears, I guess hunting season is officially over.
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01-23-2011 23:44
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The condoms I use are so sensitive... They hang around to cuddle and talk to the chick 45 minutes after I leave.
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01-23-2011 22:29 by
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The Arabian gas station attendant was closing the store when I pulled up. While I was pumping gas, he came outside and was shaking the welcome mat. I asked "What's wrong?... It won't start?
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01-23-2011 22:20
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Lock up your young daughters Roethlisberger will be out celebrating!!
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01-23-2011 22:17
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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're f*cked.
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01-23-2011 21:54 by
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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
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01-23-2011 21:28 by
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the jets havent even made it to the runway lolz.. .
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01-23-2011 21:25
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♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫Sorry iv forgot the words :o)
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01-23-2011 20:53
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Facebook - one more way my mother can make sure I haven't died in the past 24 hours...
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