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   messageicon In his last act of terrorism, Osama Bin Laden is blowing up my facebook newsfeed.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 15:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon And then it hit me... For years we have had the "#2", "drop a deuce", "talk to a man about a dog" and "drop the kids off at the pool"... Now I proudly introduce... "Hey guys, brb... I gotta go bury a Bin Laden."
←Rate | 05-03-2011 15:39 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just spilled an entire glass of water on myself. Saddest wet t-shirt contest ever. Good news is... I won!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 15:36 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Food for thought: The guy that wanted to destroy Western civilization, lived in a mansion, near a golf course, drank both Coke and Pepsi products while urging his followers to blow themselves up. No word yet on what was on his iPod.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 15:27 by Van Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a dog eat dog world...In case you didn't realize before hand...I eat puppies for breakfast.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 15:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ✓ Adolf Hitler, ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Mother-In-Law
←Rate | 05-03-2011 14:43 by JF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a thought......Maybe instead of defunding Sesame Street, we should defund Pakistan. F them losers!!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 13:39 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News from Bikini Bottoms... Sponge Bob Square Pants has issued a HIGH Terrorist Alert. Reports coming in that Bin Laden has been spotted sinking around Mr. Krabs underwater mansion... More on this breaking story later...
←Rate | 05-03-2011 13:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just downloaded this Lebron tone for my phone but I can't hear it cuz it doesn't have a RING!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 13:31 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Bin Laden is polluting the Arabian Sea, I hear the sharks have declared "Jihad!"
←Rate | 05-03-2011 13:21 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon ✓ Adolf Hitler ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Waldo, ☐ Carmen Sandiego
←Rate | 05-03-2011 13:15 by @timboslice Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere, In An Afterlife, Sir Henry Cooper Is Beating Seven Shades  Out Of Osama Bin Laden :)
←Rate | 05-03-2011 13:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon tragic fail: the moment you realize that swig of milk is spoiled and its too late, you swallowed!
←Rate | 05-03-2011 12:40 by Omen X Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 12:35 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate Walmart. The men's bathroom doesn't have any urninals! Just a bunch of women screaming telling me to get out
←Rate | 05-03-2011 12:17 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon After years in hiding, Osama Bin Laden walked into a bar. He ordered a shot and water chaser.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 12:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will never be too old to enjoy driving by a stranger, honking, and waving just to see the confused look on their face and awkward wave back.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 11:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Regardless of whether or not I should know better, I thought we had already established that no, I do not.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 11:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jim Morrison was right: People ARE strange.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 11:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because of cell phones, kids today will never know what it's like to choke their friends with a phone cord.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 11:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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