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I've been retracing my steps and now I have all these outlines of feet on my floor and still no keys.
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04-15-2011 22:02 by
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Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn't really narrow it down much.
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04-15-2011 21:47 by
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I haven't dated Miss Right yet, but I have dated Miss Guided, Miss Directed, Miss Conduct, Miss Fire, Miss Demeanor, & Miss Ellaneous.
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04-15-2011 21:34 by
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I like sleeping with deaf women because I can shout out any name I want to.
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04-15-2011 21:31 by
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I figured out a great way to pick up women. I painted my car to look like a taxi.
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04-15-2011 21:29 by
Gman
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- you know life is hard when gas prices are higher than your GPA!!
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04-15-2011 21:24 by
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Drunk sayings = Sober thoughts
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04-15-2011 21:21 by
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wondering what Canadians do for fun between elections?
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04-15-2011 20:35 by
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I think tonight I'm gonna work on my grammar... Gonna see if I can get drunk enough to type in cursive...
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04-15-2011 20:04
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I'm kinda bored...I think I'm gonna go hang this 'No U-Turn' sign in a cul-de-sac somewhere.
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04-15-2011 19:11 by
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The hardest part of growing old is watching my kids grow old...
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04-15-2011 18:26 by
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sleepy, wish I was a air traffic controler so I can catch up on my rest...
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04-15-2011 16:43 by
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I swear I have more hair on the left side of my head. That's weird.
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04-15-2011 16:04 by
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I like the night sky more than anything else in this world, its the only place where chaos is so peaceful.
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04-15-2011 15:17 by
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Silence is a girl's loudest cry. You can always tell she's really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
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04-15-2011 15:16 by
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I can't wait 'til I'm rich enough to throw things away that accidentally fall in the toilet.
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04-15-2011 15:16 by
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If you want to know where your heart is, look to where your mind goes when it wonders.
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04-15-2011 15:15
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At what point does Wonder Woman go Google things to know about them instead of only wondering and turn into Know-It-All Woman?
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04-15-2011 13:52 by
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Press the F13 button to get a surprise! Yeah that's right ;-)
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04-15-2011 13:02 by
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FAA= Fell Asleep Again
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