Funny Status Message #55730

X says It's a dog eat dog world...In case you didn't realize before hand...I eat puppies for breakfast.
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# 75626 - There was a woman outside WalMart with a box of kittens. She asked me if I wanted one. I of course told her that I had kitten for breakfast. She called me a big jerk. I told her they taste a lot like puppies. Thats when she really got mad....
# 158252 [on a first date]... Me: So do you like puppies?... Her: Oh I love them... Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies... Waiter: Excellent choice, sir
# 22042 her breakfast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didnt want, and water that I slipped birth control into....Who says chivalry is dead!!

←Rate | 05-03-2011 15:06

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