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You're 10 years old and have a laptop, iPod and BlackBerry. Dude when I was 10 I had pokemon cards.
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01-26-2011 08:45 by
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Hi welcome to Hollister, Would you like a flashlight?
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02-28-2011 20:06 by
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Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?
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02-28-2011 20:47 by
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Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.
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03-19-2011 11:08 by
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I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster.
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04-08-2011 09:39 by
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Year 2050 Son: "Dad,how did you meet mom?" Dad: "Aaah my son..... it all started with a friend request on facebook."
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03-26-2011 21:40 by
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Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off,too cold. One leg out, perfect,until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it..
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04-08-2011 22:21 by
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Whenever I erase text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence :)
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03-24-2011 01:24 by
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Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.
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02-16-2011 10:51 by
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I want to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.
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03-31-2010 20:08 by
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That mini-heart attack when you miss one step at the stairs.
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02-03-2011 03:56 by
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Your In ur bed, it's 6 AM,u close ur eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30,u close your eyes for 5 minutes,it"s 1:31
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02-28-2011 20:14 by
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I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I'd rather SH!T in my hands and clap!"
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05-03-2011 02:51 by
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: Say this fast- { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *Like* if you get it
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02-11-2011 20:48 by
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That awkward moment when someone you don't like sends you a friend request, then you decline. Then they send another one.
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03-02-2011 07:46 by
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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
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03-25-2011 12:42 by
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Guy: if I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together. :) Girl: oh there's no need to do that, N and O are already together...
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06-03-2011 01:42 by
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Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.
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05-03-2011 12:35 by
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When a quiz is NOT multiple choice... You know you're screwed.
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03-01-2011 14:48 by
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Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.
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02-09-2011 23:39 by
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