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If judging others is a sin, Santa must be going to hell.
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12-24-2011 20:54 by
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I'm dreaming of a liberal Christmas, where nothing is paid for, I always sit on the couch with my hand out, waiting for the people with jobs to pay me more.
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12-24-2011 20:47
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.Merry Christmas to most,and to a select few of you may santa flush his $hitter over your chimney!
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12-24-2011 20:30 by
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The kids are nestled all snug in their bed, while Stanley's wifes on her knees giving him.. a foot massage!!
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12-24-2011 20:28 by
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Hey, I'm your friend, I'm two-faced, and I wouldn't mind backstabbing you one day...because that's what all of the friends do am I right...
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12-24-2011 20:18 by
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Hm, the light changed green but we're not moving. Sure hope an idiot didn't slip through the cracks somehow and obtain a license!
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12-24-2011 19:16 by
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"There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found" is a very nonchalant way to react to a snowman coming to life.
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12-24-2011 19:15 by
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I haven't received a gift from you yet. Can you send the tracking number?
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12-24-2011 19:14 by
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Nothing gets me more in the holiday spirit than the sound of sirens approaching.
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12-24-2011 19:13 by
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Quick, how do you wrap a broom?
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12-24-2011 19:12 by
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guess I have got to that stage in life where I am either too old for presents or my family has converted to hinduism in my abscense :(
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12-24-2011 18:48
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Any room can be a Panic Room if you run out of alcohol.
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12-24-2011 17:30 by
SuthernFukr
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If you were a ten year-old boy, what would you want most from Bath and Body Works?
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12-24-2011 17:29 by
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Like Johnny Cash, I walk the line. Mine's the one between "total slob" and "extreme hoarder."
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12-24-2011 17:28 by
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I hate the smell of Walmart when I walk in. It smells like old beer and subway. Merry Christmas everyone!
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12-24-2011 16:55 by
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true friends tell you when you have a boogie chillin
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12-24-2011 16:50
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"I'm not like most girls." ~ Most girls
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12-24-2011 16:36 by
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Just found a calendar in the kitchen, it ends in eight days. Were all doomed.
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12-24-2011 16:09 by
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There are times when strangers are like family, and family are like strangers.
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12-24-2011 15:51
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Freudian slip; Where you say one thing, but mean your mother.
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12-24-2011 14:23 by
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