Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Read an interesting article about the "iPod" at the doctor's office today.

   I have tweets with one or no stars,, so yes Grandpa, I can imagine what the Vietnam war was like

   If Jennifer Lawrence really wanted to keep her photos private, she should've kept them hidden in Lois Lerner's email.

   Wanna hear a joke? Your love life.

   Rest in piece Joan Rivers, someone who was very real and completely fake at the same time.

   Watching Kate Upton's easter video. Something is rising and it ain't jesus.

   (o)(o) + $$ = ( o )( o )

   For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid

   I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world.

   I can't believe so many of my friends were close to Joan rivers...

   it really fair to say that Joan Rivers died at 81? Most of her wasn't even old enough to drink.

   Just seen a picture of Rihanna fully dressed. Man these hackers don't sleep.

   Samsung won't stop until they create a TV so curved it watches itself.

   Lime flies when you're having rum.

   Don't know how you got your head that far up your ass with your foot in your mouth, but damn thats impressive.

   What's a bae and can I deep fry it and dip it in cheese?

   Maybe cigarettes don't give you cancer. Maybe it's the jean jackets and sunglasses. We just don't know.

   Anyone with more than 0 bumper stickers needs to relax

   Twerking is great for working out your legs and daddy issues at the same time

   Justin Bieber Hospitalized for Limp Wrist Injury