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Dating someone solely on their looks is shallow. Consider other things such as how much money they have. 
When I see a couple sharing the same facebook account I always want to ask them which one of you got caught having an affair
I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there's only 36 shades of grey
Ebola guy in Atlanta .....if that does end up being an outbreak, everyone will at 1st just think it's The Walking Dead walkers.
I watch the Purge tonight and it's not a bad idea.
convinced I may be a vampire; a steak through the heart would probably kill me.
No, whenever there's trouble YOU seem to be around…officer.
New Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall movie idea, Coming to America II, with Ebola
Women who request for a massage from a guy without a happy ending are delusional.
Today local police found an unidentified man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a tiny little Wiener. I was just checking to make sure that you are okay.
I hate you like Americans hate the Kardashians.
Next time for national twins day, I expect more women to post pics of their "twins". You were slacking this year.
I WAS ASKED to judge a "wet t-shirt" competition last night. Not a cake job, they were all equally wet.
I wonder how many men helping the needy in foreign countries had a different idea when they told their wife they were interested in missionary.
I have decided my next ex-wife will be Scottish so when she calls me a worthless fucker it will be in that adorable wee accent.
I'm fat, but I blame my dog for not exercising me enough.
My call is important to them, my time isn't.
"This chick on Instagram posts so many pictures of her boyfriend I feel like I’m dating him."
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
Suggestion for Mark Zuckerberg: When someone defriends me on Facebook, a picture of my bare butt pops up on their screen
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