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They're women, drama is not an option, it's in their DNA.
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03-24-2014 12:27
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Would give Justin Bieber in return for missing plane.
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03-24-2014 12:29
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One positive lesson I've learned from this missing plane..... I'm going to start dumping my murder victims in the Indian Ocean from now on.
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03-24-2014 12:29 by
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I wanna be the reason you realize your husband is really not that bad.
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03-24-2014 12:47
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A busy tongue is good tongue,when it's not being used for talking.
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03-24-2014 12:51
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With my luck, the love of my life was on that plane.
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03-24-2014 12:58
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You know who else put mushrooms on their pizza? Hitler.
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03-24-2014 13:09 by
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My goal weight is,"someone give that girl a cheeseburger."
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03-24-2014 13:20
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Sorry I was charming. It won't happen again.
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03-24-2014 13:31
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All I'm saying is, if that plane was a white girl named Ashley, the US would have found it by now.
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03-24-2014 13:41
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I'm texting nothing but ugly girls from now on. They text back so fast!
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03-24-2014 14:03 by
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I learned from the breast. I mean best. I learned from the best.
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03-24-2014 14:13 by
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-- Note to self: 'Cancel cruise to Indian Ocean. No chance of rescue if boat capsizes.'
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03-24-2014 14:35
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My Olympic sport would be getting the hell out of Russia
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03-24-2014 14:39
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My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night.
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03-24-2014 14:42 by
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America has got to be the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer.
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03-24-2014 14:43 by
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Always look your best, cause you never know when your family is going to surprise you with an intervention.
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03-24-2014 14:43
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just call me "Mario" cause I've been looking & looking & cant seem to find a woman either #Nintendo
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03-24-2014 16:07 by
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♫ oooooh, if you're happy and you know it hit Alt F4 ♫
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03-24-2014 16:29
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- Malaysian airlines confirmed having crashed in ocean. World is shocked. Seems everyone must have thought it had landed safely in some remote landing strip somewhere, like most missing planes do.
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