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JAB: Well now that there is a prince of Cambridge, I am going to have to claim prince of Somerville before someone else does. . 
Unless you're from the Boston/Cambridge/Somerville area, you won't get it. . .
We fought for independence so we wouldn't have to care about the royal baby.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
the brits have a royal baby we have hoeny boo boo
george zimmerman looks alot like chaz bono
Florida just became my favorite state, since Kanye West said he will boycott Florida!
I need to start watching WNBA b/c it seems like woman are playing NBA players better than NBA players are playing themselves...
remember before facebook when you would take a picture of your dinner, get it developed and take it to all your friends houses and show them?. Me neither.
Just fetched the first watermelon of the year from my garden, so I get it royal baby fans. I totally get that sh*t.
Well sir, I doubt everyone will be so upset my desk is "infested" with caterpillars once the office is "infested" with beautiful butterflies!!
It's so hot out, Jehovah's Witnesses are telemarketing.
I've got hoes in different area codes. (Yes I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)
We're sorry, but this funny p0st is not available from your country.
My husband picks fights with me like he doesn't even value half of all his assets.
If you don’t believe in gay marriage, don’t marry a gay person.
Instead of Petronella your parents should have named you Psychonella.
I hate that they put "use by" dates on condoms... like I'm not under enough pressure trying to get laid already.
Don't litter your chaos and drama all over other people's lives.
Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka. 