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BFD, Paula Deen once said a racial slur. I doubt there's a person in America who hasn't said at least one!!
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06-21-2013 18:42
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Paula Deen just got chopped!
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06-21-2013 18:46 by
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Paula Deen dropped by Food Network for racial slurs.. she has no one to blame butter self...
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06-21-2013 18:47 by
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my husband says I have multiple personalities... well 4 can play that game...
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06-21-2013 18:50 by
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so they asked Paula Deen if she ever said the "N" word.....i dont think she's ever used "nonfat"
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06-21-2013 19:48 by
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Freedom isn't free, freedom costs a buck o five.
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06-21-2013 20:01
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If you rearrange the letters in North West, it spells Bad Parents.
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06-21-2013 20:02 by
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Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?
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06-21-2013 20:13 by
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do we really care what kim kardasian named her next tv show?
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06-21-2013 20:22
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Dear skinny gym girls... exercise and yoga pants don't fix ugly.
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06-21-2013 20:56 by
Willis
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Paula Deen would like everyone to know she is sincerely sorry that there are other races.
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06-21-2013 21:10 by
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Bi&ches Be Like Wake up *pic* Get dressed *pic* School Flow *pic* Bored *pic* With Bae *pic* No Filter *pic* Goodnight *pic* Goodnight *pic*
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06-21-2013 21:26 by
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Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'
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06-21-2013 21:26 by
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Kids today will never understand the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument. All they can do is just poke at a screen.
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06-21-2013 21:27 by
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"instagram are you okay?" "yeah i'm vine" "what was that" "i said i'm fine"
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06-21-2013 21:30 by
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R.I.P. to all my ex's.. The funeral will be held at "Never Again Christian Church" On the corner of "I'm done Road" & "F*ck you Avenue"
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06-21-2013 21:33 by
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DO NOT TEXT ME WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING I’m not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your as% is wrapped around a tree.
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06-21-2013 21:34 by
BEGO
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I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery.
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06-21-2013 21:34 by
BEGO
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I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life..
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06-21-2013 22:21 by
BEGO
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I survived Alberta Flood 2013
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