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   messageicon BFD, Paula Deen once said a racial slur. I doubt there's a person in America who hasn't said at least one!!
←Rate | 06-21-2013 18:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paula Deen just got chopped!
←Rate | 06-21-2013 18:46 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paula Deen dropped by Food Network for racial slurs.. she has no one to blame butter self...
←Rate | 06-21-2013 18:47 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon my husband says I have multiple personalities... well 4 can play that game...
←Rate | 06-21-2013 18:50 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon so they asked Paula Deen if she ever said the "N" word.....i dont think she's ever used "nonfat"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 19:48 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon Freedom isn't free, freedom costs a buck o five.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 20:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you rearrange the letters in North West, it spells Bad Parents.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 20:02 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?
←Rate | 06-21-2013 20:13 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon do we really care what kim kardasian named her next tv show?
←Rate | 06-21-2013 20:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear skinny gym girls... exercise and yoga pants don't fix ugly.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 20:56 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paula Deen would like everyone to know she is sincerely sorry that there are other races.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:10 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bi&ches Be Like Wake up *pic* Get dressed *pic* School Flow *pic* Bored *pic* With Bae *pic* No Filter *pic* Goodnight *pic* Goodnight *pic*
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today will never understand the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument. All they can do is just poke at a screen.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "instagram are you okay?" "yeah i'm vine" "what was that" "i said i'm fine"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. to all my ex's.. The funeral will be held at "Never Again Christian Church" On the corner of "I'm done Road" & "F*ck you Avenue"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon DO NOT TEXT ME WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING I’m not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your as% is wrapped around a tree.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life..
←Rate | 06-21-2013 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I survived Alberta Flood 2013
←Rate | 06-21-2013 22:39 Comments (0)  



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