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   messageicon What's the over/under on the football psi??
←Rate | 01-25-2015 22:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe because she is watching more football, but I am starting to like it when she stops, calls for a measurement then goes for it.....
←Rate | 11-15-2011 21:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Patriots by 7. This is my pick for the Superbowl. And for any future U.S. revolutionary wars.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 05:23 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a U.F.O at a football game the other night. It was just hangin there! And then it sent me a message,in big bright shiny letters. It told me I was gonna have a good year.
←Rate | 02-16-2010 15:20 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I wanted to watch football on NBC but this figure skating they're showing is cool too". --said no one ever
←Rate | 11-12-2012 06:23 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching football shows me just how enthusiastic and pretty beer drinkers are. According to beer ads.
←Rate | 10-09-2011 19:02 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon DA HELL DOES FOOTBALL season start!!!
←Rate | 06-06-2010 22:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know who's going to take the title between the Celtics & Lakers......Football season that's who.
←Rate | 06-08-2010 18:00 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you
←Rate | 02-11-2010 23:09 by DOC Comments (0)  

   messageicon When did it become acceptable to slap another man's ass during football?? And why, oh why, is there no evidence of his reaction??
←Rate | 01-31-2012 04:04 by Mfedeli Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Please scream as loud as you possibly can," says the dentist to his patient. "Why should I do that?" "The waiting room's full and the football game's on in ten minutes."
←Rate | 10-25-2012 14:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Tide commercials during the Superbowl were not a hit with older folks but the kids are them up
←Rate | 02-05-2018 07:43 by MrSharp Comments (1)  

   messageicon Half the world is in a race war and the other half is running around catching Pokemon with their phones, and I'm just sitting here on my couch waiting for football season.
←Rate | 07-14-2016 14:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went out tonight, saw many women with hot costumes including Sexy Snow White, Naughty Nurse, Hot Cop, Horny Devil, French Maid, etc....but not one Will Leave You Alone During The Football Game and Give You a BJ during Halftime. The search continues...
←Rate | 10-31-2010 02:45 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Since the Superbowl likes to promote has-been artists, I take it we'll be seeing Justin Bieber in next year's half time show
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon After Colorado legalized marijuana, Peyton Manning bought 20 Papa John's stores in Colorado. If this football thing doesn't work out, I say he's got a bright future in finance
←Rate | 01-03-2014 16:05 by cpaman Comments (0)  

   messageicon Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.
←Rate | 10-02-2016 04:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" ~~ the Working Title of my new Childrens book, probably....
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:08 by Slickpony Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spike the football, hang on the goal post, hump the wind, do the funky chicken, get in ur opponents face & gloat but for God's sake don't pray on a football field, that;s inappropriate. I say do ur thang Tebow. Maybe the Colts need to do a little Tebowing
←Rate | 12-12-2011 19:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon If all he thinks about is sex, turn on a football game. Now he's thinking about football... And sex...
←Rate | 11-01-2013 20:33 by BOOYA Comments (0)  

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