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   messageicon Driving on the highway a guy walking on the side of the road gave me a thumbs up I guess he liked my car.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 17:00 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never trust a skinny chef
←Rate | 08-27-2011 11:20 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody loves pot brownies. But I bring crystal meth cupcakes to a party, suddenly I'm the weirdo.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 12:33 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face your problems,Don't Facebook them!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 13:06 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ghetto word of the day : Omelet I shoulda slapped da fu*k outta yo a$$ but omelet dat sh!t slide dis time! 
←Rate | 08-15-2011 13:04 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the objective for Jewish football......To get the quarterback!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:48 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sleep number is a fat blunt
←Rate | 09-01-2011 07:26 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A cat falls in a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story...A wet pu$$y makes a c0ck happy..
←Rate | 11-08-2011 12:50 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The akward moment when you say n!gga in front of a black person
←Rate | 09-17-2011 13:49 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook starting drama since 2004.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 12:42 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you eat a bowl of frosted flakes this morning ? Cause you look GRRRREEAATT
←Rate | 06-28-2011 17:38 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere
←Rate | 06-24-2011 12:23 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn girl your skinny! I rolled blunts fatter then you but you've been passed around more!
←Rate | 03-16-2011 23:39 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else get prompted for payment for facebook?
←Rate | 09-26-2011 09:39 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sleep number is 2...bong rips
←Rate | 11-03-2011 09:35 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon 125 shot of nitrous is like a hot chick with STD's.... You know you wanna hit it but your afraid of the consequences!
←Rate | 03-18-2011 07:30 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!
←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:03 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a red headed man works at a bakery, Does that make him a gingerbread man?
←Rate | 04-09-2012 14:39 by Lozo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I almost tripped over a Parking stop and a little old lady says "Do you want my cane?" Very funny old lady.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 12:41 by Lozo Comments (0)  


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