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Sunday July 15, 2018 @ 07:49 PM
There's the kickoff, the punt, the field goal and the point after. All played with the foot. 3rd World football, aka soccer, is boring and the only reason it's so popular with the rest of the world, is that the rest of the world's countries' inhabitants have the mental acuity of a toenail, and soccer is easy for them to follow. They train roosters to play soccer. I'd to see a chicken fake a punt and run 60 yards for a touchdown. I rest my case. Soccer sux.
Sunday July 15, 2018 @ 10:32 PM
^^
But Trump hates the NFL. Therefore. You have no choice but to hate the NFL as well. Why are you defending the NFL??? What kind of sheep are you??? A traitorous sheep!!!!!!!
Monday July 16, 2018 @ 05:08 AM
This website is a tribute to a liberal, Hillary loser cuck boy!
Tuesday July 17, 2018 @ 02:02 PM
American "football" played for the main part with the hands is the girls version of rugby in the UK? Except we don't get dressed up as half - arsed astronauts so we don't get a nasty bump?
Tuesday July 17, 2018 @ 08:49 PM
The only people that give a **** about rugby are Brits, with their bad teeth and plain Jane, flat chested women.
Sunday July 29, 2018 @ 06:43 AM
Tip, Checkout the World Health Organisation
table on the country with the worst Dental
problems. I'll give you a clue. You may need to get yours Yanked!
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Sunday July 15, 2018 @ 04:14 PM
American football is played with your hands. How the hell does that make any sense to you?