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   messageicon My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well.... If this snow fall is the weathermans idea of 7 inches- I bet his wife is a very disappointed woman................
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon In Miami: We had a great winter season lastnight, can't wait 'til next year.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 06:05 by Jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm giving up snow for lent
←Rate | 02-13-2013 10:01 by Liliana Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am thinking todays topic with my psychiatrist is going to be "When someone asks me if I have a snow blower.....why do I always picture my ex and Frosty the snowman"
←Rate | 02-12-2013 12:37 by Stephen Comments (0)  

   messageicon Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:50 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  

   messageicon it's winter, and it snowed. Enough said!
←Rate | 02-09-2013 13:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Northern Liberal tree huggers.......Winter Storm Nemo says FU and your global warming!!!
←Rate | 02-08-2013 18:25 by BigSarge Comments (0)  

   messageicon Instead of the silly names the weather channel has chosen, they should pick names of infamous scam artists like Bernie Madoff who pulled off really good snow jobs.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 22:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are hoes like "Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm"?.... No b**tch, buy a coat.
←Rate | 01-29-2013 05:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember, if you're in public and have the winter vomiting bug, be polite and vomit into your elbow.
←Rate | 01-22-2013 10:52 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon my husbands winter wardrobe is 50 shades of grey sweat pants...
←Rate | 01-12-2013 14:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints
←Rate | 01-08-2013 05:59 by @PoorJokePaul Comments (0)  

   messageicon Making snow angels & writing Ron Paul underneath because people need to know the truth
←Rate | 01-04-2013 23:21 by gay Jeffrey Comments (0)  

   messageicon How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The world isn't going to end today. Anyway, I'll check the status of my joke after the Winter Solstice, I can't get a signal in my nuclear bomb shelter...
←Rate | 12-21-2012 07:27 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon The end of the world is like a snow day for adults.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 20:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men with balls of steel get extra cold in the winter.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 12:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have been playing with the first of the snow today! or, well I fell and broke my hip. still counts!
←Rate | 11-27-2012 17:51 by Heinrich Comments (0)  

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