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   messageicon Remember, if you're in public and have the winter vomiting bug, be polite and vomit into your elbow.
←Rate | 01-22-2013 10:52 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon my husbands winter wardrobe is 50 shades of grey sweat pants...
←Rate | 01-12-2013 14:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints
←Rate | 01-08-2013 05:59 by @PoorJokePaul Comments (0)  


   messageicon Making snow angels & writing Ron Paul underneath because people need to know the truth
←Rate | 01-04-2013 23:21 by gay Jeffrey Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world isn't going to end today. Anyway, I'll check the status of my joke after the Winter Solstice, I can't get a signal in my nuclear bomb shelter...
←Rate | 12-21-2012 07:27 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The end of the world is like a snow day for adults.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 20:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men with balls of steel get extra cold in the winter.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 12:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have been playing with the first of the snow today! or, well I fell and broke my hip. still counts!
←Rate | 11-27-2012 17:51 by Heinrich Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing irritates me more as when I step on some melted snow with a fresh, dry and clean pair of socks on.
←Rate | 11-26-2012 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It might get dark and really cold in winter but at least it doesn't stay like that the whole year like your soul.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 08:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking about suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 11:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon gathering up snow flakes to build a snowman.
←Rate | 11-14-2012 14:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Disney purchased Lucasfilms, LTD?? I personally can't wait for some of those gems to start coming out. Particularly, Snow White and the Seven Storm Troopers, Swiss Family Skywalker and - my favorite - Song of the Sith...
←Rate | 10-31-2012 08:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like cold weather has returned. Guess I'll let me back hair grow out for winter...
←Rate | 10-26-2012 12:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available?
←Rate | 10-23-2012 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?
←Rate | 10-16-2012 17:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope Walmart isn't out of winter white flipflops...
←Rate | 10-15-2012 14:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon arnold schwarzenegger's new movie coming up and its called "Total snow-fall"
←Rate | 10-15-2012 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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