Exercise Funny Status Messages

   i am in no shape to exercise

   Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.

   It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

   I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

   I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I had any I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

   When your body is sore, Exercise your mind.

   I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd have put diamonds on the floor.

   Attended a group exercise class using Shake Weights. We had trouble getting our rhythm at first but we finally all came together at the end.

   I've started a new exercise regime. Every morning, before I get out of bed, I do one sit-up.

   I'm opening a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50

   I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

   I confine my exercise to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck.

   I get ENOUGH exercise pushing my luck! ;)

   I gave up smoking,I gave up drinking,I try to exercise,I try to eat right......apparently this means I will live longer but the trouble is I am boreeeeed

   A note of fact- Under Armor is an clothing designed with exercise in mind. It is not intended to be a girdle.

   thinks that nutritional information should simply tell you the amount of exercise required to burn off whatever it is you're about to consume.

   Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right, repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

   Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

   I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

   I don't like exercise so I'm not going to walk a mile in your shoes. I'll judge you standing right here.