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   messageicon went to a shrink today. she says I have a split personality. Charged me 84.00. I paid her 42.00 and told her to get the rest from the other b*tch!
←Rate | 09-13-2011 22:31 by Brandie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont need anger management classes. You need STFU classes
←Rate | 09-12-2011 12:51 by Brandie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 10:52 by brandie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 12:46 by brandie Comments (0)  


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