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Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.
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02-16-2011 10:51 by Seddy90
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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
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05-18-2011 21:25 by BEGO
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If you love something let it go. Great, now it's gone. Why did you do that? You loved that thing you idiot.
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08-23-2013 01:27
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I've decided I'm not going to have kids. I love babies, but I'm just not ready for the commitment of uploading that many photos to Facebook.
LOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
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12-30-2011 08:55 by flinnie
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I'd love to get a hold of Mitt Romney and ask him who does his taxes…
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04-04-2012 18:20 by XX-FOXY
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If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate.
I bet Shaquille O'neil hates to sign anything, "Love,Shaq".....because the B52s pretty much ruined that for him...
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06-02-2014 19:09 by scottyp
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I LOVE sleeping,,,,,, It's like being dead,,, Without all the commitment
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01-07-2012 13:35 by snotty
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Everything ██is█████ ████ ████fine ███ █ ████ love. ████ █████ the ███ Egypt ███ ████ government ██
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02-01-2011 07:41
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I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone
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01-29-2012 14:09 by L
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Just texted "I still love you" to about 50 random phone numbers.
Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
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09-12-2010 18:48
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Next time a telemarketer calls, hit 'em with an "I love you" right off the bat. Just keep saying it, no matter what they say
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02-22-2012 18:42 by flinnie
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I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now i'm going to a different cafe.
For Valentine's day, my husband didn't go to Jared. He went to work. I think that the steady paycheck says "I love you" much better than a shiny rock could.
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02-14-2011 20:40
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I hate it when I wake up from drinking and I have "I love c0ck" written on my forehead. Especially when I've been drinking at home alone.
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01-12-2012 14:17
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I love eating at Subway. It's the only place I get to say "I'd like a 12 inch Italian" without being judged.
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02-09-2011 21:22
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Won employee of the month again! I love being self employed.
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10-07-2010 09:33
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loves eating big meals. I especially love a 7 course meal, of which my best is a cheese burger and a six pack of beer.....
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03-07-2010 22:32 by samdave69
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