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Marriage: finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life
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04-22-2011 22:55 by
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Someone was a horrible person in their past life.. and was then reincarnated as my liver.
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10-03-2011 12:46 by
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Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows give you advice about life
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08-03-2013 13:39 by
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Music is my Escape from all the Bullsh!t in Life!!!
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07-19-2012 07:46 by
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I think what I want most out of life is to die in my 90's owing a s**t load of money and shot by a jealous husband.
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12-03-2009 23:59
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“There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them
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12-13-2009 10:24
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Sometimes life just needs a good, hard CTRL ALT DELETE.
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10-03-2010 17:36 by
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Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.
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06-21-2010 04:28
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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10-14-2014 19:00
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find that job you love and never work a day in your life
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11-17-2009 13:52 by
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I find humor in everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at
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07-27-2011 08:15
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Dear Life, You have some explaining to do...
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06-17-2010 18:57 by
Joser
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swears that about a third of my life is spent trying to remember why I have entered a room.
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03-17-2012 23:50 by
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Life sucks when a girlfriend doesn't
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06-25-2012 14:13 by
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Life Coach: Get out there and show the world what you’re made of! Gingerbread Man: Not sure that’s a good idea.
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03-11-2021 10:11
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Choose your ex wisely, they’ll be there for the rest of your life.
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10-19-2013 04:56
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Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...
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03-21-2014 08:10 by
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Life sucks, But sometimes you get to have sex, And sometimes you get to drink beer.
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05-11-2014 07:42 by
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My life would be so much easier if I wasn’t intelligent enough to realize how freaking stupid some people are.
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05-26-2014 11:47
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If losing me wrecked your life, you seem to have forgotten what having you did to mine...
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