jackson Funny Status Messages

   Get ready for a repeat of Michael Jackson's case ... Investigators are trying to go after the doctors who wrote Whitney Houston's prescriptions....

   Heard they have a new Michael Jackson video game out.....I bet the Pedophiles are gonna love this.

   am I the only person who thinks Michael Jackson isn't dead ..... he's just hiding with Elvis.

   Michael Jackson's doctor gets four years in jail?!?! Thats because his victim was white...

   From now on, all of my posts will be written in Samuel L Jackson's voice. Re-read this one again Mother F*cker to make sure it's working!!

   Michael Jackson has been dead a long time but moonwalking still makes people uncomfortable at children's parties.

   Did Michael Jackson die again??

   Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!

   I wonder if Michael Jackson doctor had anything to do with it

   I wish Obama would hurry up & have himself a sex scandal already!!! The last time that happened Unemployment was at 4% & Inflation climbed 1%... Anyone remember the good ole days where Andrew Jackson was King?

   Dear god, please can we swap Justin Beiber for someone with some actual talent?.. say Michael Jackson would be good...

   Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!

   No matter how bad thing get in life, I can always cheer myself up by thinkin. I could have the reputation of Michael Jackson.

   Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..

   t's been 11 years since Michael Jackson died. I'm surprised we aren't seeing Jacko impersonators like we see Elvis impersonators.

   out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)

   We lost Michael Jackson in 2009, Neil Armstrong just died...man we're losing all of our moon walkers

   Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....

   that awkard moment when your at the club using all the moves you learned from Just Dance,Dance Central, and Micheal Jackson's the Experience on the dancefloor...

   My songs pants fell down last night and a hologram of Michael Jackson appeared