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   messageicon From now on, all of my posts will be written in Samuel L Jackson's voice. Re-read this one again Mother F*cker to make sure it's working!!
←Rate | 05-14-2013 20:24 by wolfe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson has been dead a long time but moonwalking still makes people uncomfortable at children's parties.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 05:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did Michael Jackson die again??
←Rate | 06-25-2012 17:50 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!
←Rate | 10-19-2011 22:07 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Michael Jackson doctor had anything to do with it
←Rate | 08-12-2014 08:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish Obama would hurry up & have himself a sex scandal already!!! The last time that happened Unemployment was at 4% & Inflation climbed 1%... Anyone remember the good ole days where Andrew Jackson was King?
←Rate | 12-02-2011 08:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear god, please can we swap Justin Beiber for someone with some actual talent?.. say Michael Jackson would be good...
←Rate | 05-26-2010 05:06 by oneandonlyme Comments (0)  


   messageicon Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!
←Rate | 06-25-2009 19:47 by Pete N Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how bad thing get in life, I can always cheer myself up by thinkin. I could have the reputation of Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 09:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:06 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)
←Rate | 11-12-2009 21:18 by meowmix Comments (0)  


   messageicon We lost Michael Jackson in 2009, Neil Armstrong just died...man we're losing all of our moon walkers
←Rate | 08-28-2012 00:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:18 by rll Comments (0)  


   messageicon that awkard moment when your at the club using all the moves you learned from Just Dance,Dance Central, and Micheal Jackson's the Experience on the dancefloor...
←Rate | 06-18-2011 02:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My songs pants fell down last night and a hologram of Michael Jackson appeared
←Rate | 05-23-2014 08:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game
←Rate | 08-01-2010 19:28 by lee Comments (3)  


   messageicon Pepsi is coming up with Michael Jackson cans in the USA.....In a totally un-related News- Pakistan is coming up with Osama Bin Laden Hookas!....Smoke Away my friends!!!! :)
←Rate | 05-04-2012 11:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon first Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead
←Rate | 12-19-2011 10:33 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.
←Rate | 05-28-2010 19:52 by JoeSolariFX Comments (0)  


   messageicon in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!
←Rate | 06-25-2010 09:09 Comments (0)  



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