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X Just watched a clip of Jersey Shore... Now my eye's have chlamydia.
X I usually dodge becoming a third wheel by saying "I have the Flu''.
X says I was in hospital the other day when I saw a sign that read, 'Rape Victims.' So I did.
X it just me, or are women really negative? It's always "No, no, no!" with them.
X Teenage girls usually get upset after discovering they are pregnant, so I console them. "Your boobs will get bigger!"
X "Don't judge me" means "read my Facebook profile but don't look at the pictures."
X When someone dies I never know what to say, but I think about all the horrible things I shouldn't say and hold them in.
X I think some people just shouldn't be allowed reproduce because of their IQ level.
X The ONLY reason I haven't unfriended you yet is because you have huge boobs and I have a feeling that I would miss seeing them.
X says I'm hungry .......I really need to hire a wife.
X I feel bad that Snooki's baby has gotten laid before I did.*forever a vin *
X says i feel bad that Snooki's baby has gotten laid before I did *forever a virgin*
X Stacy's Mom-The Music video that lead an entire generation into masturbation.
X Yesterday someone gave me a piece of "humble pie''.....Mine tastes better.
X Sasha Gray,Bree Olsen,Lisa Ann,Lela Star,Mone Devine,Jasmine Byrne,Liz Vicious,Jade Marcella,Lavish Styles,Sky Lopez and Little Lupe......If all those names sound familiar to you I have news for you.
X Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there.
X Just got through watching ''Black Swan".Thought it was a movie about nature turned out to be a softcore Porno.
X It disturbs me to see how much I say the word "Retard'' in everyday conversations..But never on Facebook where they are abundant.
X Dude don't tell me what's off limits!,It's not like I got your sister pregnant!!
X If you're not getting laid then bragging about being single and not in a relationship is pretty fckuing pointless.