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   messageicon Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there.
←Rate | 03-13-2012 15:19 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon The ONLY reason I haven't unfriended you yet is because you have huge boobs and I have a feeling that I would miss seeing them.
←Rate | 03-09-2012 19:37 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween on Humpday......I like where this is going.
←Rate | 10-31-2012 07:32 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Actually, I can believe it's not butter...
←Rate | 05-07-2012 13:31 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stacy's Mom-The Music video that lead an entire generation into masturbation.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 14:25 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got through watching ''Black Swan".Thought it was a movie about nature turned out to be a softcore Porno.
←Rate | 03-13-2012 16:12 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm hungry .......I really need to hire a wife.
←Rate | 03-09-2012 23:04 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw all of this "working hard"...I might aswell become a pornstar.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 08:51 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think some people just shouldn't be allowed reproduce because of their IQ level.
←Rate | 03-08-2012 17:28 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just watched a clip of Jersey Shore... Now my eye's have chlamydia.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 12:23 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents.
←Rate | 07-05-2012 12:51 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are actually the biggest A$$holes.First they call you a ''Player" if you speak to other women then if you don't you're not a 'challenge and they call you "boring''.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 14:54 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl insults you on FB?..... Violently masturbate to her pics.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 12:55 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me or does the pope look like a super villian?
←Rate | 03-28-2012 21:36 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a nice guy wasn't working for me so I converted to douche bagism.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 02:25 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sasha Gray,Bree Olsen,Lisa Ann,Lela Star,Mone Devine,Jasmine Byrne,Liz Vicious,Jade Marcella,Lavish Styles,Sky Lopez and Little Lupe......If all those names sound familiar to you I have news for you.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 22:52 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Terrible 2's->sweet 16->slutty 18-> Alcoholic 21
←Rate | 03-25-2013 08:22 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon I usually dodge becoming a third wheel by saying "I have the Flu''.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 13:10 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me, or are women really negative? It's always "No, no, no!" with them.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 14:07 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact:There will never be a movie or book called '' ''Think'' Like a Woman".
←Rate | 04-22-2012 10:04 by bfinest Comments (0)  



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