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   messageicon if Trump can't keep people from climbing his tower, how is he going to keep them from climbing his wall?
←Rate | 08-11-2016 02:37 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon i guess Trump is now the apprentice.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump says he didn't discuss Mexico paying for the wall with President Nieto because he thought he was the janitor.
←Rate | 09-02-2016 15:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's so many pictures of trump thrusting an index finger at me in my timeline, I'm starting to feel violated and a little horny.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 13:33 by Karen Comments (1)  

   messageicon If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!
←Rate | 06-10-2017 11:54 by Anon Comments (3)  

   messageicon Breaking news: Trump to appoint dingo to watch baby.
←Rate | 12-13-2016 19:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Media is now reporting that Christmas is actually a Russian plot hatched by Putin & Trump to lure people into a false sense of Joy. They are urging that we reject any feelings of joy and focus on being angry at the 2016 Election results.
←Rate | 12-17-2016 00:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "
←Rate | 11-02-2017 12:14 Comments (2)  

   messageicon 30 million women marched to the polls back in November and voted for Trump.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 20:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters. So Trump can’t tweet it.
←Rate | 01-12-2017 00:53 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Melania Trump may have copied Michelle's speech but at least she ain't no man trying to act like a woman.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 15:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the only thing worse than having to listen to Donald Trump is having to admit he's right! RIP Kate Steinle
←Rate | 07-12-2015 15:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I find it very funny that all the women who say Trump is a sexist pig are saying farewell to Hugh Hefner who did nothing but exploit women all his life....
←Rate | 09-28-2017 16:19 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Rosie O'Donnell called Donald Trump "mentally unstable." Gee, Rosie. Has one of his children ever run away because of *his* mental instability?
←Rate | 01-04-2017 08:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Voting for Hillary because you don't like Trump, is like eating a dog turd because you don't like broccoli....
←Rate | 07-08-2016 18:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey, To all of you folks planning to move to Canada because Trump won the Presidency....If you're an alcoholic and cannot mulitply by 10 we do not want you.
←Rate | 11-20-2016 10:41 by Stan Comments (1)  

   messageicon Donald and Melania Trump reportedly sleep in separate bedrooms. That's a good idea, Melania's crying keeps Donald awake at night.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump suggests that someone should shoot Hillary? There he goes trying to make America great again.
←Rate | 08-13-2016 17:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope the irony of people stealing each other's "Melania Trump plagiarism" jokes on Facebook is not overlooked.
←Rate | 07-20-2016 04:21 by Shinsky Da Don Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...... Liberals are obviously Latinophobes .... Ever notice how Liberal/Progressives say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected and never Mexico?
←Rate | 03-11-2016 12:20 Comments (0)  

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