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   messageicon The Media is now reporting that Christmas is actually a Russian plot hatched by Putin & Trump to lure people into a false sense of Joy. They are urging that we reject any feelings of joy and focus on being angry at the 2016 Election results.
←Rate | 12-17-2016 00:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you do not have to feed him again " Trump 20:17
←Rate | 02-07-2017 15:52 by Lsu690 Comments (1)  


   messageicon 30 million women marched to the polls back in November and voted for Trump.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 20:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donna Brazille and Fauxcahontas both confirm Crooked Hillary rigged the DNC to win the nomination yet still lost the election. President Trump was right again. Dummy-crats still stupefied.
←Rate | 11-03-2017 12:31 by Sparky739 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters. So Trump can’t tweet it.
←Rate | 01-12-2017 00:53 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the only thing worse than having to listen to Donald Trump is having to admit he's right! RIP Kate Steinle
←Rate | 07-12-2015 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rosie O'Donnell called Donald Trump "mentally unstable." Gee, Rosie. Has one of his children ever run away because of *his* mental instability?
←Rate | 01-04-2017 08:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Voting for Hillary because you don't like Trump, is like eating a dog turd because you don't like broccoli....
←Rate | 07-08-2016 18:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Trump can't keep people from climbing his tower, how is he going to keep them from climbing his wall?
←Rate | 08-11-2016 02:37 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, To all of you folks planning to move to Canada because Trump won the Presidency....If you're an alcoholic and cannot mulitply by 10 we do not want you.
←Rate | 11-20-2016 10:41 by Stan Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump is already working wonders, all these people marching = Exercise and aiding weight loss. = Positive
←Rate | 01-21-2017 16:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump suggests that someone should shoot Hillary? There he goes trying to make America great again.
←Rate | 08-13-2016 17:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the next Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump picks his White House Cabinet.
←Rate | 05-30-2016 03:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope the irony of people stealing each other's "Melania Trump plagiarism" jokes on Facebook is not overlooked.
←Rate | 07-20-2016 04:21 by Shinsky Da Don Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told us that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Extreme Makeover is spinning off a new series starring Donald Trump... it's called Extreme Combover
←Rate | 05-31-2011 23:39 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it very funny that all the women who say Trump is a sexist pig are saying farewell to Hugh Hefner who did nothing but exploit women all his life....
←Rate | 09-28-2017 16:19 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump has taken Take Your Daughter to Work Day to the next level.
←Rate | 03-22-2017 14:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is going to be the next president. Deal with it. In a related story, Air Canada has cheap fares right now.
←Rate | 01-12-2017 07:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To anyone moving to Canada when Trump is elected President. Can I have first dibs on what you're not taking with you, thanks. . .
←Rate | 10-20-2016 08:52 by JAB Comments (0)  



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