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   messageicon A homeless guy asked me for money today and I thought, sure, he’s probably just gonna spend it on booze and cigarettes. Then I remembered, that’s what I was gonna do, so we walked to the store together.
←Rate | 02-22-2017 07:38 by Anon Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!
←Rate | 06-10-2017 11:54 by Anon Comments (3)  

   messageicon It doesn't matter what subject Adele will write her tracks about, all her songs sound like she's singing about cheeseburgers
←Rate | 10-03-2012 23:22 by Anon Comments (0)  

   messageicon The next pay it forward status I see I'm going to respond Hopefully we barely know each other and they live really really far away. Take that stranger. I want cookies delivered to my door.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 18:23 by anon Comments (0)  


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