snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   I better lay off the Christmas cookies, my snow angel I just made looks like someone just pulled a stump out of my yard.

   Nudist Camp sign: "Sorry, Clothed for Winter".

   "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow

   I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.

   Sorry your winter coat is getting more action than you are this spring.

   one good thing about snow is it covers up the dog poo so your lawn look as good as your neighbors

   We've gotten too much snow lately. Everywhere outside it looks whiter than the audience at a Toby Keith concert!

   We are in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared, Are you all OK?

   Which dwarf is Kristen Stewart playing in this new Snow White movie? Her face makes me think it's Sleepy.

   When I was a kid, snow days cost $100 and only lasted a few hours...

   Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.

   FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.

   Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, It's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons. you wouldn't by chance have the phone number of your hot cousin Summer?

   We are at DefCon 2. Snow has been forecasted in the area. A whole 1-3 inches. Yes, there is panic.

   I hate the snow so much, I want to build a snowman just so I can punch it in its face.......

   Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!

   would like to say on this last day of Winter. Winter, Kiss my Mother F*#$ing A$$ and DON'T HURRY BACK!!!

   I hope Walmart isn't out of winter white flipflops...

   I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...

   NEWS FLASH: After watching video of this huge North East Snow Storm.... Al Sharpton has called an emergency meeting with his act up idiot group because the storm is...... ALL WHITE...... film at 11....