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   messageicon FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:36 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pu**y is like snow. It's fun to play with, you never know when it's gonna come & only some of it is clean enough to eat..
←Rate | 12-28-2011 17:44 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, It's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons. you wouldn't by chance have the phone number of your hot cousin Summer?
←Rate | 12-23-2010 15:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are at DefCon 2. Snow has been forecasted in the area. A whole 1-3 inches. Yes, there is panic.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 05:10 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which dwarf is Kristen Stewart playing in this new Snow White movie? Her face makes me think it's Sleepy.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope Walmart isn't out of winter white flipflops...
←Rate | 10-15-2012 14:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...
←Rate | 01-07-2014 19:53 by styles Comments (1)  


   messageicon NEWS FLASH: After watching video of this huge North East Snow Storm.... Al Sharpton has called an emergency meeting with his act up idiot group because the storm is...... ALL WHITE...... film at 11....
←Rate | 01-26-2015 16:03 by JohnnyPasta Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.
←Rate | 01-06-2010 02:18 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn fb into all nipples by Dec 21st.
←Rate | 12-04-2010 13:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you realize winter is still 5 week away!
←Rate | 11-18-2014 21:09 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science Schmience. I think they've got it backwards. Birds don't fly south for the winter, they fly north for the summer. Nyah!
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:10 by MC Bird Brain Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've heard that the Eskimos have over 80 words to describe snow. Hell, they should get jobs in the Lipstick Color Naming Department at Revlon
←Rate | 10-22-2010 09:59 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Punxsutawney Phil, If you are not frozen, please come out of your little home tomorrow morning with your eyes closed(so you don't see your shadow) and flip everyone off. That should sum up this winter.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:50 by acreak Comments (0)  


   messageicon Plan to change the air in your tires soon. Replace that winter air in your tires for best inflation during summer months. Most mechanics will do this for you for free on April 1st.
←Rate | 03-17-2018 11:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Don't eat the green snow!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2017 14:12 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once peed a girl's name in the snow, so don't tell me I don't know romance.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 11:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull$hitt. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 08-15-2013 07:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking about suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 11:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  




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