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   messageicon We are in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared, Are you all OK?
←Rate | 01-12-2011 19:46 by shoesy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which dwarf is Kristen Stewart playing in this new Snow White movie? Her face makes me think it's Sleepy.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, snow days cost $100 and only lasted a few hours...
←Rate | 01-28-2011 00:18 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 07:28 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
←Rate | 01-26-2015 07:36 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, It's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons. you wouldn't by chance have the phone number of your hot cousin Summer?
←Rate | 12-23-2010 15:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are at DefCon 2. Snow has been forecasted in the area. A whole 1-3 inches. Yes, there is panic.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 05:10 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the snow so much, I want to build a snowman just so I can punch it in its face.......
←Rate | 01-12-2012 09:15 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to say on this last day of Winter. Winter, Kiss my Mother F*#$ing A$$ and DON'T HURRY BACK!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2010 13:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope Walmart isn't out of winter white flipflops...
←Rate | 10-15-2012 14:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...
←Rate | 01-07-2014 19:53 by styles Comments (1)  


   messageicon NEWS FLASH: After watching video of this huge North East Snow Storm.... Al Sharpton has called an emergency meeting with his act up idiot group because the storm is...... ALL WHITE...... film at 11....
←Rate | 01-26-2015 16:03 by JohnnyPasta Comments (0)  


   messageicon Join the fight against high heating cost by supporting your local heating assistance program. Change your profile pic to a pic of your cold nipples and together we can stop the winter cold. The goal is to turn fb into all nipples by Dec 21st.
←Rate | 12-04-2010 13:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you realize winter is still 5 week away!
←Rate | 11-18-2014 21:09 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science Schmience. I think they've got it backwards. Birds don't fly south for the winter, they fly north for the summer. Nyah!
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:10 by MC Bird Brain Comments (0)  


   messageicon Plan to change the air in your tires soon. Replace that winter air in your tires for best inflation during summer months. Most mechanics will do this for you for free on April 1st.
←Rate | 03-17-2018 11:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Punxsutawney Phil, If you are not frozen, please come out of your little home tomorrow morning with your eyes closed(so you don't see your shadow) and flip everyone off. That should sum up this winter.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:50 by acreak Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife asked me to put up a canopy with bright lights. I told her now is the winter of our disco tent.
←Rate | 12-08-2020 19:40 by Moon Comments (0)  




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