friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.

   Huh?,, Daylight Saving Time is this weekend?,,,,I'm not going to lose any sleep over it

   I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.

   Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend

   Black Friday is America's version of Running with the Bulls!

   not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!

   why dont gas stations have black friday specials

   Someone came up to me and said "T.G.I.F. Thank god its Friday!" I replied "S.H.I.T. Sorry hun,it's Thursday."

   Mon :( Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :) Friday :D Sat ^.^ Sun -_-

   Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.

   Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

   This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China..

   Please drink responsibly this weekend and don't drink and dri......Wait this is Facebook, most of you probably won't leave the house! ... Good talk!

   I feel like I'm livin out the movie friday in this damn recession.... Got cereal, no milk.. Got ham, no bread... Got koolaid, no sugar FML

   Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?

   dear Friday, I'm ready..

   Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up on brain-dead zombies. Oh wait. Sorry, wrong channel. This is "The View".

   New plan for the weekend: free Charlie Sheen and party with him.

   Dear Week, You are not attractive and I am leaving you for Weekend... I'd say it wasn't you, and that it was me... But yeah, it was you...

   I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week.