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   messageicon we have some potentially severe weather headed our way this evening. please make sure you have your emergency kit: alcohol, lube, porn, blow up girlfriend, pain pills, heroin and a football helmet. Stay safe my friends!
←Rate | 06-12-2013 19:02 by indy dave Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rooney to move to arsenal? With that face, arsenal must be really willing to give up that beautiful football.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 12:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a baseball team named the Giants (San Francisco), a football team named the Giants (New York)...yet there's no basketball team named the Giants...when in fact, basketball players ARE GIANTS!
←Rate | 05-21-2013 10:42 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Defense in this women's football team looks like it has a lot of holes to fill.
←Rate | 02-25-2013 23:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 01:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:07 by Kuini Comments (0)  

   messageicon Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:00 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:49 by Rainbow Bright Comments (0)  

   messageicon My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Time to watch me some Men in Tights. Yay Superbowl!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted
←Rate | 02-03-2013 17:10 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women cant play football, well because no women like wearing the same outfit as other females!
←Rate | 01-29-2013 14:16 by Jeevee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Name 2 things that get smoked in bowls?.......Marijuana and Notre Dame Football
←Rate | 01-08-2013 11:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:39 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 10:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football announcers saying "penetration" repeatedly is my 50 Shades of Grey.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:52 by LadyInRed Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Christmas card this year is going to be a photo of a me in a recliner drinking a beer while watching football. It will say "Happy Holidays from a single guy."
←Rate | 12-01-2012 11:40 Comments (0)  

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