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   messageicon Official Football helmet on Captain Video!
←Rate | 09-08-2013 12:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "There are no stupid questions" - People who have never tried to watch football with their girlfriends.
←Rate | 09-07-2013 08:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I really hope my fantasy football teams do well this year.... I need a resume booster.
←Rate | 09-05-2013 21:49 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, if you are really good at blow jobs, you don’t have to pretend to like football.
←Rate | 08-25-2013 12:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant. I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.
←Rate | 08-12-2013 19:52 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Preseason football is like watching the JV basketball team play before the Varsity.
←Rate | 08-06-2013 23:37 by Welton Comments (0)  

   messageicon if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season
←Rate | 06-21-2013 14:08 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't even drink my first cup of coffee every day, I just pour it over my head like a football coach so everyone knows I'm here to win.
←Rate | 06-17-2013 02:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon we have some potentially severe weather headed our way this evening. please make sure you have your emergency kit: alcohol, lube, porn, blow up girlfriend, pain pills, heroin and a football helmet. Stay safe my friends!
←Rate | 06-12-2013 19:02 by indy dave Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rooney to move to arsenal? With that face, arsenal must be really willing to give up that beautiful football.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 12:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's a baseball team named the Giants (San Francisco), a football team named the Giants (New York)...yet there's no basketball team named the Giants...when in fact, basketball players ARE GIANTS!
←Rate | 05-21-2013 10:42 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Defense in this women's football team looks like it has a lot of holes to fill.
←Rate | 02-25-2013 23:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We know this an American s ite and all, but enough with the Superbowl jokes already. Jesus Christ!!!!!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 01:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wow they had a football game at beyonces concert!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:07 by Kuini Comments (0)  

   messageicon Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If this aint the most ghetto-est NFL Superbowl ever.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:00 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon The atmosphere at the Superbowl must have been absolutely electric! Oh wait.....
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Union electicians are working the superbowl power outage, the game will resume in 3 weeks.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 20:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:49 by Rainbow Bright Comments (0)  

   messageicon My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 19:02 Comments (0)  

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