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   messageicon its always a good friday when your getting paid
←Rate | 04-23-2011 15:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a shit about the royal wedding and go back to sleep
←Rate | 04-24-2011 22:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear CNN ... NBC News .. Fox News and AP ..... I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a sh*t about the royal wedding and go back to sleep...
←Rate | 04-25-2011 17:28 by @920MichaelBrown Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
←Rate | 05-09-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon just figured i'd remind everyone that tomorrow is friday the 13th so if your luck is anything like mine call into work, wrap yourself in bubble wrap and lock yourself in your house
←Rate | 05-13-2011 00:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've overcome my fear of Friday the 13th, since I don't think my luck can conceivably get any worse!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 00:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I smash mirrors, walk under ladders, spill salt & cross paths with black cats. Be afraid... be very, very afraid, its Friday the 13th!!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:02 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday the 13th! Want to get lucky?
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:09 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rebecca Black - "its friiday, friiday" *Jason Voorhees walks in stabs her in the face and goes home* yeah, Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:50 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make me think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:42 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight!! Woop* Happy Friday the 13th!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 15:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i wonder if Rebecca Black was singing Friday while she was getting boinked.
←Rate | 05-15-2011 10:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon instead of that daylight savings crap why dont we just move the clock ahead an hour every friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour .
←Rate | 05-16-2011 22:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear God, If the world is going to end on Saturday, please accept my request for forgiveness for what I am about to do on Friday. Sincerely, Your Number One Fan
←Rate | 05-19-2011 08:45 by acreak Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the not all
←Rate | 05-20-2011 10:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon WARNING! As of Friday, Facebook will automatically start dragging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings > Planetary Settings > Trajectory, then UNCLICK the box that says "Apocalypse." Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and pa
←Rate | 05-21-2011 14:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got a new phone Friday, it has Texas Hold 'em installed and OH MY FREAKING GOSH IS IT SUNDAY ALREADY?????
←Rate | 05-31-2011 23:49 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 10:46 by Momofthewildthings Comments (1)  

   messageicon Friday's smell like vodka
←Rate | 06-02-2011 17:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rebecca Black's fame only lasted 2 Friday's
←Rate | 06-03-2011 00:55 by Brent Comments (0)  

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