love Funny Status Messages

   Let's fall in love with each other but end up marrying other people.

   My new GF: "Wow, look at all this beer you have in your fridge. You must love to drink." Me: "No, I just hate to run out of beer."

   Some girls seem to think that LOVE stands for Legs Open Very Easy!

   I wish I loved anything as much as drunk girls love taking pictures.

   Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.

   I wrote you this love poem: Here, just take my credit card.

   I bought a pair of "Meatloaf" underwear today..on the front it says "I would do anything for Love" and on the back it says "But I wont do that"

   You'll know it's real if I still love you when I'm sober!

   Don't try and fix me, just love me dammit!

   If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.

   Tell me you love me. Then get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and let me play my video games so I know it's real

   "So You Think You Can Tickle A Polar Bear" is a show that I would love to watch.

   Sometimes I screw up intentionally just so I can say, “You were right dear” B itches love hearing “You were right dear”

   I think about you all day & I can't wait to sleep at night just to see you in the morning. This is how I know our love is real, food.

   Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

   I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

   Love is trusting someone around your butt-hole.

   Women like to hear things like, I love you and you're so pretty, while men like to hear things like, you're not the father or I swallow.

   I finally found love!! It's on page 364 in the dictionary.

   Buy her alcohol, lots of alcohol. Women love it when you buy them alcohol.