Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Welcome incognito GaryKoenig.

   "You people are so stupid." ~ D. Trump

   Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

   You want my address? Here it is! 1781 Zumbehl Road St Charles Missouri!

   You're going to need more than just a glass of water to wash away all your ignorance. In fact, you're going to need a whole ocean to wash away the crap you're so full of.

   You do you. Because God knows no one else will.

   I'm about to start telling folks different stories about my life. So when they get together to gossip, they just end up arguing.

   At this age my biggest fashion question or fashion rule is… Can I nap in it?

   Looks like GaryKoenig is back. Afraid to use his name on the jokes that are the same and still so very lame. lame

   Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race and changes you forever. We call these people cops.

   Van Jones is correct when he says Canada would be one huge blue state. Canada, could very well be the logical man's savior.

   Ooh Yoda! And did it really take you all day to come up with that insult?

   An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time would eventually type out the complete works of Shakespeare.

   Here you go moron! 400 Oak Ave, St Charles, MO 63301

   Don't know why I'm so surprised Taylor swift got engaged with Travis Kelsy? Like I've been expecting her to call me any day now to tell me your the one I want!

   Big ass booty

   Robocop is just a Terminator that hunts minorities.. And dogs

   Can't wait until November 2nd when we all turn our clocks forward and gain a extra hour of sunlight! And in other news I just want to be a social network influencer.

   I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.

   Didn’t think we’d see the day where Van Jones was the voice of reason…but it’s here.