love Funny Status Messages

   Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

   Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

   At no point in "I love you no matter what you look like" did I insinuate "keep eating pie for breakfast."

   Thought it was true love, but you know women lie.

   After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary said, "You didn't have sex, did you? Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad."

   Whoever said "If you love something, let it go" should have clarified that statement with "but not if it's a baby!"

   I love Captain Crunch,,, and by that I mean I can't get enough of tasting the "roof of my mouth" skin... Two more bowls till I can tongue my brain.

   Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!

   why cant women love me for who I am! They only see that I'm young, handsome, Good looking, rich and famous, suceessful, independent, sexy as hell, ect.

   Just did a Google search for Gary Oldman.... for the love of God, don't forget the 'R".

   On the 4th day of rioting my tru love gave to me, 3 Nike trainers, two ps3's, and a samsung HDTV !

   Son: Dad is it ok to love a midget, Dad- depends on if your nuts over her

   Let's get married, make babies, argue about money & yell hurtful things at each other while praying for a way out. That's real love baby!

   I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)

   People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!

   I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

   I love a good political joke. Unless it gets elected president...

   it's better to lose a lover than to love a loser

   What's this ♫♪ 'Crazy little thing called Love'? People say ♪♫ 'Love will keep us alive' but then ♪♫ 'Too much love will kill you'.... now 'I want to know what love is'. ♪♫

   True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...