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I can't hear you over the sound of how Epic I am.
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03-30-2010 18:09 by
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has joined The Handsome Mens Club...
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03-30-2010 17:54
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If you can't be a good example, be a warning...
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03-30-2010 17:52
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statistically, 6 out of 7 midgets aren't happy...
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03-30-2010 17:42 by
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DONT YOU HATE THAT KID WHO REMINDS THE TEACHER ABOUT TESTS OR QUIZES....
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03-30-2010 17:37 by
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was anyone really surprised by Ricky Martin's coming out? I mean, it started when he was young...he was in the band Menudo, aka MEN - you - DO...
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03-30-2010 17:16 by
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Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus
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03-30-2010 17:13
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How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.
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03-30-2010 16:34 by
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I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumba$$!
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03-30-2010 16:15 by
Samir Momin
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I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass
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03-30-2010 16:14 by
Samir Momin
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Ur attempts to make me jealous are hilarious and unsuccesful.
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03-30-2010 16:11 by
@Joza_nicole
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I'm not rare. I'm just a limited edition.
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03-30-2010 16:06 by
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Pls stop being such ass, I have one enough to worry about. Lol
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03-30-2010 16:01 by
@Joza_nicole
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A blonde filled out an application form. It said "sex" and options were "male" n "female". She crossed them both off and wrote "Lots"
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03-30-2010 16:00
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if at first you don't succeed, what makes you think doing it again with make any difference?
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03-30-2010 15:42
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its kinda hard to hide the fact that you farted in the bus when the only other person in it is the driver and you know both of you can smell it
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03-30-2010 15:37
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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03-30-2010 14:59 by
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wonders if it's a coincidence that "Consider Christianity Week" (Mar 21-27) coincided with "World Folk Tales and Fables Week" (Mar 22-28)
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03-30-2010 14:55 by
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My mate told me that she was having nothing to do with me anymore because she was fed up with my bad habits. I nearly choked on my toenail.
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03-30-2010 14:25 by
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If your wife or girlfriend forces you to carry a "man bag", it's official: you've been "pursey whipped."
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03-30-2010 14:12 by
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