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   messageicon Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
←Rate | 08-22-2010 18:15 by MBH Comments (4)  

   messageicon Hey Liver, it's Friday... Time to clock-in!
←Rate | 03-15-2013 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 12:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
←Rate | 05-15-2016 05:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. Friday night here I come
←Rate | 03-28-2014 15:24 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday shopping is unnecessary when you already did your shopping on looters Tuesday.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 07:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday...the day when normal people turn into zombies armed with shopping carts.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 17:03 by pipo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...
←Rate | 11-27-2013 14:12 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.
←Rate | 06-29-2012 13:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon From Kim Jong-un's diary: "Friday the 13th, yeah, that will be a good day to test the rocket".
←Rate | 04-13-2012 13:11 by lkmalee Comments (0)  

   messageicon #1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!
←Rate | 12-09-2010 09:36 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Consider the social cohesion and dignity of the Japanese people in the face of unimaginable catastrophe. Contrast that with the behavior of Americans when faced with Black Friday.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 18:00 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  

   messageicon I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:33 by CMJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!
←Rate | 01-13-2012 10:50 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend..
←Rate | 11-15-2012 01:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon its friday I smell vodka
←Rate | 02-24-2012 12:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was thinking about going to Walmart for Black Friday but I couldn't find my pajamas.
←Rate | 11-26-2018 13:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts
←Rate | 08-26-2016 19:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed....
←Rate | 03-21-2012 12:24 Comments (0)  

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