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   messageicon GF-So what are you doing on the 14th of february?BF: What day of the week it is?GF: Friday. BF:Leg's,Iam going to do leg's on Friday
←Rate | 02-12-2014 13:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Friday Everyone!!! Hope you all have an awesome weeken... never mind
←Rate | 12-18-2013 07:08 by SteveOH Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...
←Rate | 12-13-2013 11:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is Friday, December 13th. I can't tell you how relieved I am that Christmas isn't on Friday the 13th this year.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 09:20 by mcfazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 01:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!
←Rate | 12-01-2013 22:01 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 05:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To shop the best on "Black Friday" it is easier to throw stink bombs by large crowds to get them to clear the area.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 21:00 by GrafixMike Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if George Zimmerman went Back Friday shopping
←Rate | 11-29-2013 20:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 08:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanksgiving: "Let's give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let's get all new stuff” MERICA!!!
←Rate | 11-29-2013 07:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 04:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...
←Rate | 11-27-2013 14:12 by ~heZz~ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting ready for Black Friday. This grizzly bear costume is going to scare the Sh*# out of these Best Buy campers.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 20:49 by Blaque Comments (0)  


   messageicon I cant wait till black friday at the liquor store
←Rate | 11-23-2013 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday night. I'm writing this and you're reading it. We're both sad.
←Rate | 11-22-2013 07:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...
←Rate | 11-18-2013 23:13 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?
←Rate | 11-17-2013 11:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "
←Rate | 11-14-2013 18:49 Comments (0)  



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