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Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right
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11-25-2014 16:29
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Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!
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11-25-2014 08:11 by MWC
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I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson
Black Friday is the American version of running with the bulls
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11-24-2014 11:15
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Am I the only one hoping that grand jury decision in Ferguson Missouri lines up with my black Friday shopping plans?
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11-24-2014 08:41
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Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.
It's only October 17th and I'm already sick of seeing anything regarding black friday .. seriously people have you no respect?? its african-american friday, dammit!
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10-17-2014 16:05 by Yaj
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Possible "Breaking Amish" sequels:.. #1:Friday Night Without Lights... #2:That 1870's Show... #3:The Big Barn Theory...#4:Not-Modern Family
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09-26-2014 19:12 by snotty
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Maybe I'm just lazy or unimaginative or something, but if I had a time machine I'd probably just go forward to Friday to get this week over with.
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."
SILF - Sorry Liver Its Friday
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06-27-2014 07:36
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Anywhere in the word that is UTC-5 or less will get a full moon on Friday, Sept. 13 2019. So the next one isn't 2049..... Just sayin...
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06-13-2014 12:48
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Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.
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06-13-2014 07:22
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Yes today is the first full moon on a Friday the 13th in 14 years. The next will be October 13, 2049...blah blah blah #STFU
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06-13-2014 01:32
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October 13, 2000 was the last full moon on Friday the 13th. The next will be October 13, 2049. Check your facts SULLY.
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06-12-2014 15:51
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The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.
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05-09-2014 08:30
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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
The only kind of meat a priest can eat on Good Friday is Nun.
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04-20-2014 03:10
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Asked coworker what she was going tonight? She replied, drinking. I meant for Good Friday. She said dont worry, I'll pour one out for him.
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04-18-2014 09:10 by S
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Corporate says we are having a half day at work today for 'April Day'. It's 2014, we can't even say Good Friday anymore? Society.
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04-18-2014 09:10
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