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   messageicon A little boy examines his privates while in the bath. "Mommy, are these my brains?" His mother says, "Not yet."
←Rate | 09-25-2010 21:20 by badd status Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mother sent me a private message on fb, telling me that I shouldn't post things that some people might find offensive. after much soul searching I had to do the right thing, so I unfriended her
←Rate | 10-05-2010 21:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon recycle...because mother earth likes to regift too
←Rate | 10-08-2010 23:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that the mother and father bear from Goldilocks and the 3 bears had some relationship issues as evident from the fact that they had separate beds!
←Rate | 10-10-2010 22:36 by Tarwadi Comments (0)  

   messageicon You have to feel sorry for the Mother's of the Chilean miners. The waiting, the pain, seeing their kids come out slowly from a small dark hole. It's like child birth all over again
←Rate | 10-13-2010 12:01 by PC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wanted, Teenager owners manuel for models 1993 thru 1996. Must be kid tested and mother approved.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 12:37 by corey c Comments (2)  

   messageicon I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds
←Rate | 10-25-2010 10:29 by KLA Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...little boy writes to Santa: please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: ok, send me your mother.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:30 by mickeybruce Comments (2)  

   messageicon I can charm any's getting the daughter that is the tricky part....
←Rate | 10-26-2010 14:24 by @jason_vasquez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whoo yooh A suicide my mother in laws christmas present..};-)
←Rate | 10-27-2010 05:30 by gday Comments (0)  

   messageicon I Just got super excited when Ice-ice Baby played on Pandora, Does that mean that I'm getting old? Yo man lets get outa hair, Word to your mother!!!!
←Rate | 10-27-2010 11:19 by Logan.T Comments (0)  

   messageicon - Little boy writes to Santa: Please send me a sister. Santa writes to little boy: Ok, send me your mother.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 06:39 by trickz100 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mother-in-law came to visit, I asked, "How long are you going to stay?" She said, "As long as you want me to." I said, "You're not even going to stay for coffee?"
←Rate | 11-10-2010 11:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon This may look easy to you, but I assure you your mother is even easier.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 18:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon That's a low blow - and talking of low blows, how's your mother?
←Rate | 11-11-2010 18:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing, but do a mother.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 02:38 by Dy7lan Comments (0)  

   messageicon (With French accent) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
←Rate | 11-15-2010 01:40 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
←Rate | 11-15-2010 19:16 by Esoteric Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mother now has Gchat. You will no longer know how inappropriate my thoughts are via status updates. Today my status is "I like studying and Jesus."
←Rate | 11-15-2010 21:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was a little girl, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 14:11 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

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