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   messageicon thinks that the mother and father bear from Goldilocks and the 3 bears had some relationship issues as evident from the fact that they had separate beds!
←Rate | 10-10-2010 22:36 by Tarwadi Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that punctuality is appreciated in all situations except in bed.....apparently women are not for the whole "coming too early" thing!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 21:30 by Tarwadi Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that the phrase "home sweet home" was coined by the witch from Hansel and Gratel.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 14:20 by Tarwadi Comments (0)  

   messageicon what is the difference between a rooster and a $lut? one goes c0ck a doodle doo and the other one goes, "any c0ck'll do"
←Rate | 10-18-2010 14:18 by Tarwadi Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
←Rate | 10-13-2010 14:36 by Tarwadi Comments (1)  

   messageicon thinks that if we were germs, I would be the 1% dettol can't kill!
←Rate | 10-11-2010 00:07 by Tarwadi Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think this buddy of mine is becoming really good at fishing coz all his neighbors call him a MASTER BAITER!....bravo buddy!
←Rate | 01-11-2013 11:16 by tarwadi Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders if vampires feed on diabetics when they feel like having candy!
←Rate | 12-19-2010 08:36 by Tarwadi Comments (0)  


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