Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump.
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06-04-2020 16:07
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I'm almost to the point of thinking that the only thing that can unite us is a Netflix show about a gay zoo owner, with a platinum blonde mullet.
I’m convinced that Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars are made by Dyson.
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06-04-2020 22:16 by JCGJ
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🎶 ...No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreadin' your germs all over the place... 🎶
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06-04-2020 22:27 by JCGJ
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Dr. Fauci said we must limit stores to 10 looters at a time.
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06-05-2020 06:06
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For a year numbered 2020, it's amazing how blind some folks can be.
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06-05-2020 06:20 by Fazzy
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Obviously stupidity
is much more contagious
than Covid19
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06-05-2020 07:02
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Before you come out to the country, remember we'll sit in a tree all day waiting to kill something.
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06-05-2020 08:08
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I drive more safely when there's food in the passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there...
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06-05-2020 08:17 by Gabe
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People who confuse the word "burro" with "burrow" don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
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06-05-2020 08:22
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The key to a really good breakup is just to think “What would Meg Ryan do?” Sure, you’ll still be a sad, sniffling, anxious mess, but now you’ll be an adorable, sad, sniffling anxious mess.
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06-05-2020 08:27
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World’s Most Dangerous Bees 6. Honey 5. Killer 4. Fris 3. Hucka 2. Zom 1. Apple
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06-05-2020 08:28
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I tossed my billiard table into the bathtub. Now I have a swimming pool.
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06-05-2020 08:28
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My stomach is upset but my kidneys are just disappointed
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06-05-2020 08:29
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I miss going to weddings just to bring home the centerpieces.
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06-05-2020 08:30
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Cheesecake Factory to start reopening restaurants but they will only have a limited 413-page menu.
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06-05-2020 08:30
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soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken
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06-05-2020 09:17
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two babies starting a true crime podcast about who got their nose
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06-05-2020 09:17
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we are making money again... markets are going up up up
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06-05-2020 10:17
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Cant we have a cage match
Antifa vs, KKK
instead of riots?
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06-05-2020 10:43
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