Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Something about winning always attracts losers with opinions
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05-11-2010 15:28
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has been told by many I need to watch my language on Facebook. So for everyone that doesn't like my language, "coitus you."
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05-11-2010 13:39 by Leeferd
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I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
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05-11-2010 12:34 by l33t
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So if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?
Sigh. Guess it's time to go do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself inside our fridge and left a note "can't live like this"
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05-11-2010 10:08
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psychiatrist said I need to vent my anger... so I broke her nose and burnt down her practice
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05-11-2010 10:07
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got a Black-Belt in Crazy!
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05-11-2010 10:06
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's Words of Wisdom: Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend!
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05-11-2010 10:05
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Can Speak Japanese!! Wanna Hear?! TOYOTA!
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05-11-2010 10:04
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Cop : Did you know that you were doing 85 in a 65?!?! Me: Well, did you know that you were doing over 85 in a 65 just to catch up to me? So, who was really speeding?? Huh?! Huh!! :
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05-11-2010 10:03
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Do I got stupid written on my wall..
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05-11-2010 09:51 by Wolf
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I can't believe there are so many privacy risks involved in broadcasting my entire life on Facebook
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05-11-2010 09:44 by Pineapple
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What other people think of you is none of your business.
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05-11-2010 09:40
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No seriously if Obama really cant work Playstation & Xbox's we have a real problem!!
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05-11-2010 09:39
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just updated my status........TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say.. Talk in your sleep
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05-11-2010 09:10
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just watched Titanic backwards. Jack floats to the top, the boat glues itself together, Rose puts her clothes on and every sails happily back home.
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05-11-2010 09:00
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just gave the neighbour's kid a serving. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...so I threw a dictionary at him.
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05-11-2010 04:54
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Seriously facebook? I can write on the wall but not colour it in? WHAT IS THIS???
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05-11-2010 04:19
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life is like a box of coco. Not a box of chocolate, a box of coco. Why? Everything comes in stupid make-it- yourself kits! >:(
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05-11-2010 04:16
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