Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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You know you are having a bad day, when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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06-03-2010 19:52 by CJ
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Wonders if there is a cure for "dumbassness" if so, I know a few people who need a dose.
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06-03-2010 19:51
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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06-03-2010 19:51
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trying to decide if I has an attitude problem today, or not.
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06-03-2010 19:49 by CJ
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Used to have a life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!
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06-03-2010 19:48 by CJ
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Waldo's bangin' Carmen Sandiego right now. Somehow, despite all the odds, they found each other.
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06-03-2010 18:56 by Joser
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The weather in New York is partly cloudy and warm...just like A-Rods urine sample
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06-03-2010 18:50 by john
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If people who shop at Walmart, "Save Money. Live Better." Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?
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06-03-2010 18:23 by Joser
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When I was a kid games taught us a valuable lesson. Like "slapping a hippo on the @ss will make him eat". That's important sh*t!
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06-03-2010 18:22 by Joser
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Its like the whole world is out on the roads today driving like a pack of grandmas on their way to Bob Evan's after church on a Sunday. Sheesh!!!
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06-03-2010 18:10
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Tonite I feel like drinking until it looks like Jim Joyce made the right call.
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06-03-2010 18:07 by Vito
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Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.......or swallow... In that case, call me ;)
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06-03-2010 17:48
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Ummm.....there's a reason they are called "skinny jeans".......
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06-03-2010 17:05
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LOVE- Lets Over View Eachother
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06-03-2010 16:34 by XXX
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commented on a woman's french manicure. "I like your tips" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly.
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06-03-2010 15:51
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Apparently there aren't plenty of fish in the sea thanks to BP
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06-03-2010 15:18
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving..
I wanna get Papa John Pizza Wasted!!!!
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06-03-2010 14:09
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Dont Touch..Its call The No No Spot For A Reason.
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06-03-2010 13:36
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