Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Just wants to make it clear...white men leave their kids too...
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06-22-2010 03:39
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written what you are reading
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06-22-2010 01:52
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don't it look more Spacious in here without the rug?
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06-22-2010 00:06
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Im not saying all IPhone users are douchbags. I am simply saying all douchbags are IPhone users =)
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06-21-2010 23:45 by stellar m
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Women should come with Miranda Rights....because if you say the wrong thing, it will come back to haunt you!
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06-21-2010 23:37
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getting into shape; and the shape I have chosen is 'Circle'...all done. And I thought this getting into shape thing was going to be hard.
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06-21-2010 22:23
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feed the homeless to the hungry, 2 problems solved......
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06-21-2010 21:59 by CC
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An Englishman walks into a bar. The American knocks him out, takes his girlfriend, and lives happily ever after. The end.
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06-21-2010 21:07 by Demon
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let's get 1 thing straight...i work for a living,..i dont live for workin'
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06-21-2010 20:04 by cp
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2 englishmen walk into a dentist... That is it...
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06-21-2010 19:21
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thinks you should probably just let your "Honor Roll" student drive, cause you're very obviously an idiot.
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06-21-2010 19:15 by Phire
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just saw an ugly, pregnant woman and thought, "Good for you."
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06-21-2010 18:41 by Phire
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tired of all the emails I keep getting on how to enlarge my p*nis, especially since I am a woman, so I have forward them to my exhusband
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06-21-2010 18:35 by Phire
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thinks you should NEVER look down on someone...unless you have a clear view of cleavage.
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06-21-2010 18:30 by Phire
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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "sh**" and "syphilis
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06-21-2010 18:28 by Phire
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Whats the difference between arrogant and ignorant? Brithish and Welsh
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06-21-2010 18:08 by DJ
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Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
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06-21-2010 17:58 by Phire
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Man made alcohol, God made marijuana, who are you going to trust?
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06-21-2010 17:57 by Phire
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thinks the fastest way to being happy is to make others happy. You go first.
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06-21-2010 17:52 by Phire
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You moon the wrong person at the office as a joke just once, and suddenly you're not "professional" anymore.
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06-21-2010 17:51 by Phire
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