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   messageicon wondering if he's ever going to take life seriously
←Rate | 06-24-2009 01:08 by Amr | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon always wondering what "Sex Position" you were , Thanks facebook !!!
←Rate | 06-23-2009 21:56 by NYK | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey you, Yeah you, Not you,The onther guy. You right there, Yes you! Do you like tacos?
←Rate | 06-23-2009 19:58 by Katelyn | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon having an out of body experience. will be back in 10 minutes
←Rate | 06-23-2009 19:19 by Mike | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to borrow your daughter for 2 hours.
←Rate | 06-23-2009 19:06 by Lloyd | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon counting to infinity
←Rate | 06-23-2009 18:14 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon want to work 2 dayz & get 5 dayz off....and get da same pay :D
←Rate | 06-23-2009 18:01 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon busy doing nuthing
←Rate | 06-23-2009 16:48 by rahel | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good - just like now :)
←Rate | 06-23-2009 15:26 by Katja | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a relationship with Kate Gosselin.
←Rate | 06-23-2009 13:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to pull a borat on megan fox
←Rate | 06-23-2009 13:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loves his new Tshirt, it's a I love people who hate I love Tshirts Tshirt!!!!
←Rate | 06-23-2009 09:07 by Rody White | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hasn't slept for 10 days.....that would be too long.
←Rate | 06-23-2009 07:24 by Troy Bannister | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon !xob txet egassem sutats eht dniheb deppart m'I !PLEH
←Rate | 06-23-2009 07:21 by Tor Erik Sire | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you to know, playing video games makes me have to go Wii!
←Rate | 06-22-2009 23:45 by PDaddy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 19:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon let his brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back. Turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender
←Rate | 06-22-2009 19:36 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Moo...I'm a pig.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 19:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love your enemies, it'll scare the hell out of them
←Rate | 06-22-2009 19:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a bank is a place where you can lend money if you can prove you don't need it.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 18:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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