Funny Status Message #27158

X is A great way to start my day, I got a speeding ticket on my way to work & got written up for getting late...
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# 94075 Officer the only reason I'm speeding is because I'm late...and stopping me for 15 minutes to give me a ticket is only going to make me speed even more!
# 81250 I've learned a lot from women...Especially how to get out of a speeding ticket..Like crying for instance... It just doesnt work for women... Totally freaks the pol!ce out seein a man cry
# 133060 I measure my life in WTF's-Per-Hour. I'll probably get a speeding ticket here shortly.

←Rate | 07-20-2010 10:56 by @Steady | Tags: Approved

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