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   messageicon thinks people should stop dreaming about Happily Ever After and be Happy Just Now. Forever ~ ✿ ♬ ☮
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days I'm not sure whether I am a Catholic or an angry Protestant!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Synonym - a word one uses when you can't spell the other one!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dr, Seuss is my favorite rapper! Cat - Hat....sheer genius!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon refuses to vacuum anymore until they make a ride-on
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:16 by bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon a four time olympic gold medal winner, and a compulsive liar
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:15 by Jacob Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking sideways and thinking..... I should have had a V8
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:09 by bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news - snow white has been thrown out of Disneyland after sitting on Pinocchio's face singing "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to decide whether Scooby Snacks or a can of Popeye's spinach would help more in a fight
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:04 by Jacob Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs a new fitness plan... LMAO is not making my pants fit any better
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:55 by bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid !!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:54 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon was born in the state of confusion and is living in denial.
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:50 by bunnyguts Comments (1)  


   messageicon the first 100 years of marriage are the hardest
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:47 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not perfect but parts of me are excellant!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:46 by buunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon says "If Heat Rises, Surely Heaven is Hotter Than Hell"
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:45 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon was considering an all-vegetarian diet but it turns out you are not allowed to hunt vegetarians
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:43 by bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can read this, you need to stop stalking me on facebook
←Rate | 10-18-2009 12:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon knew she was nuts when squirrels started looking at her funny!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:53 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 10:51 by Bunnyguts Comments (0)  




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