Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon allergic to liars
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:46 by Preeti Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks you are wasting her time
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you and your beautiful soul
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what she said
←Rate | 11-16-2008 21:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "likes it when people call him ""kitten"" "
←Rate | 11-15-2008 12:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon alive
←Rate | 11-15-2008 10:54 by Fudgey Fingers Comments (0)  


   messageicon phoning a friend
←Rate | 11-15-2008 03:17 by Sparkle Your Space Comments (0)  


   messageicon "too fast, but not really that furious "
←Rate | 11-14-2008 14:11 by Nozzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon launching a nuclear missile!
←Rate | 11-14-2008 02:00 by Solomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon not the weakest link
←Rate | 11-13-2008 16:33 by Jordan Comments (0)  


   messageicon """Turns out I'm not a Jedi after all"" "
←Rate | 11-13-2008 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon should be arrested for being awesome.
←Rate | 11-13-2008 12:06 by Krs-one Comments (0)  


   messageicon got bitten by a mosquito and I liked it
←Rate | 11-13-2008 05:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "making plans for tonight, want to be part of them? "
←Rate | 11-12-2008 17:36 by Valentin Comments (0)  


   messageicon HD Ready
←Rate | 11-11-2008 13:35 by Mehmet Onur Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates what you're wearing
←Rate | 11-11-2008 00:30 by Sydnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "out of ideas, like this message. "
←Rate | 11-10-2008 19:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates the status quo.
←Rate | 11-10-2008 05:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to the store. Do you want anything?
←Rate | 11-09-2008 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can see Alaska from hisher house
←Rate | 11-06-2008 16:38 Comments (0)  



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