Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon everywhere that's anywhere
←Rate | 12-27-2008 03:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon done signing autographs
←Rate | 12-27-2008 01:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Miss Understood
←Rate | 12-26-2008 04:49 by Benboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon making a list and checking it twice
←Rate | 12-24-2008 23:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "knows when you are sleeping, knows when you're awake "
←Rate | 12-24-2008 21:34 by Random-man Comments (0)  


   messageicon a negative influence on you!
←Rate | 12-24-2008 16:53 by Jeet Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the moment...
←Rate | 12-24-2008 14:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon inspired by true events.
←Rate | 12-23-2008 22:47 by Louis Comments (0)  


   messageicon bad news
←Rate | 12-21-2008 14:37 by Arshard Marikkar Comments (0)  


   messageicon back to the future
←Rate | 12-19-2008 13:31 by Zoran Milkovski Comments (0)  


   messageicon Throwing' Down Today
←Rate | 12-19-2008 10:33 by Ryan Comments (0)  


   messageicon not my name
←Rate | 12-19-2008 04:53 by Andi Comments (0)  


   messageicon "added new photos to the album ""Porn"" "
←Rate | 12-18-2008 14:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "by himself, but not alone. "
←Rate | 12-18-2008 12:52 by Dan The Man Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a little captain in him
←Rate | 12-17-2008 07:12 by Deekay Comments (0)  


   messageicon feeling strangely happy.
←Rate | 12-16-2008 09:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon will gladly brighten your atmosphere.
←Rate | 12-16-2008 00:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking a walk outside her mind
←Rate | 12-16-2008 00:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon bamboozled
←Rate | 12-15-2008 19:34 by April Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello world
←Rate | 12-15-2008 07:25 Comments (0)  



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