Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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hey kids.. go back to MYSPACE!!! FB was created for and is for adults ya know...
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08-23-2010 20:13
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219 facebook friends but only 60 numbers saved in my cell phone am I missing something here? who are these people?
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08-23-2010 19:59
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venting on his Myspace that he cant get on his facebook...
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08-23-2010 19:25 by Tracy
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If Yo family says they're proud of you for graduating from everest that means they didn't think you would live that long
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08-23-2010 19:22
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I take a high school dropout more serious than a person that graduated from Everest
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08-23-2010 19:19
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graduating from everest is the same as saying "well I'm a loser & I watch BET all day"
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08-23-2010 19:18
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u know how dumb you will sound if you go in a interview talking bout you graduated from Everest? Ain't nobody gon take serious
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08-23-2010 19:16
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I asked facebook in the help section what exactly is poke?facebook replyed me saying poke is a dirty animal
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08-23-2010 19:08 by rahel
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Charles D*ckens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
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08-23-2010 18:25 by Tom
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The best part of watching an actor on an environmental crusade is when he gets on his private plane.
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08-23-2010 17:18 by jdpower
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it just me or does the friend finder on facebook seem alittle sketchy!
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08-23-2010 16:59
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those bootyshorts really compliment your tiger stripes
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08-23-2010 16:32 by LYZ
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if you make her laugh she likes you , if you make her cry she loves you , if you make her drunk she puts out Lmao
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08-23-2010 16:01
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that moment you wake up from a drunk night and ure scared to look at ur facebook statuses.
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08-23-2010 14:54 by ashley
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Would like to give a big shout out to people that are hard of hearing.
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08-23-2010 14:48
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Don't break anyone's heart , they have only one.... Break their bones , they have 206 of them
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08-23-2010 14:41
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My favorite tactic is reverse .ygolohcysp
At the Edinburgh Festival Fringe this year,this was voted as the best one-liner :"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.". Those Scots. What a hilarious bunch they are.
Why don't refrigerators have a milk dispenser next to the water in the door? You could just hold your cereal bowl under it and push the button.
If you don't like music, you're probably deaf.
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08-23-2010 13:15
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