Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon esta practicando su espa?ol
←Rate | 11-25-2008 11:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ? Who the hell is that?
←Rate | 11-24-2008 23:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon also available on Blu-ray!
←Rate | 11-24-2008 18:21 by Littlerob Comments (0)  


   messageicon kicking it ol' school
←Rate | 11-24-2008 16:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon peeing in your Garden
←Rate | 11-24-2008 16:49 by Prashant Comments (0)  


   messageicon connecting his drainage to your bath tub...
←Rate | 11-24-2008 16:42 by Prashant Comments (0)  


   messageicon going places just as soon as he gets out of this freaking bed
←Rate | 11-24-2008 15:04 by Benboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon one beer short of a six pack
←Rate | 11-23-2008 19:06 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon whistling a merry tune
←Rate | 11-22-2008 18:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon planning to streak on The Today Show.
←Rate | 11-21-2008 00:25 by Jillilah Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the best cats are those that are stuck to my tire.
←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders where Puff the Magic Dragon gets the good stuff
←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "would like ""Bailouts for millionaires"" for 700 billion, Alex. "
←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon immeasurably happy'
←Rate | 11-20-2008 03:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "kid tested, mother approved "
←Rate | 11-19-2008 22:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon regretting all their wasted time on my space
←Rate | 11-19-2008 20:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon more frustrated than an Amish electrician
←Rate | 11-18-2008 22:33 by Kevin The Plumber Comments (0)  


   messageicon allergic to liars
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:46 by Preeti Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks you are wasting her time
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you and your beautiful soul
←Rate | 11-18-2008 18:36 Comments (0)  



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