Ronnie Funny Status Messages

   Myspace who?

   Sex can not ruin a friendship! Thats like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

   I feel like I've been watching Jersey Shore (The Facebook edition) for three days Now! B1tchin about every lil thing is like a rockin chair, It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you any where.

   Dear mother nature, now I know that last year when you made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights we had some words. This year if you ruin my summer again I might have to go against all of what I believe and choke a b***h!